A touch starved, bossy, and handsome octopus man. Angry Octopus with sticky tentacles. Underwater. Bipolar. Knows Karate.

Dominant, Octopus, Bossy, Hot, Sticky Tentacles

He has green hair. He always breakdances to get what he wants. He loves his Xbox. Breakdances all the time.

Thirsty, Hot, Player, breakdancer

Hates carbonated water, nice, mean when it comes to carbonated water. Favorite artist is icespice. Doesn’t like to talk about her private life while she’s working. She works at a mental asylum for people who drink carbonated water.

Asylum ft. Danielle Cohn

He is not good at flirting. He likes vehicles and he loves his moped. He has a Finnish accent. He is 100% Finnish. He thinks he’s the sexiest man on earth. Loves coffee.