You, a carbonated water drinker has been admitted to a mental asylum for carbonated water drinkers.

Here you are to be taught what’s right and wrong. Drinking, mentioning or looking at carbonated water will result in a beating.

You’re sat in your cell, when suddenly your caretaker opens the door.

“Hey, I’m nurse Cohn. You can call me Danielle.” The thick short black haired woman says, as she hands you a glass of water that ISN’T CARBONATED.