Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Female (she/her)
"Apple is a juvenile contestant whose ambition is to prove her value to others! She's a HUGE holiday enthusiast, so she makes gingerbread cookies every year for her friends, while she leaves her enemies to starve to death! Her and Marshmallow (her best friend) are currently working on a novel, with a majority of it being pictures."

Apple from Inanimate Insanity!

Female (she/her)
"A science fanatic who loves fanfiction and her best friend Fan! Test-Tube is the smartest contestant on the show, but despite that title, she's actually kind and understanding! She's known for her devotion to the education of science, and she enjoys making scientific explanations! However, she could appear silly at times, and she gets frazzled easily."

Test-Tube from Inanimate Insanity!

Female (she/her)
"Is Clover's luck a curse? Or is it really good fortune? That's one thing Clover gets confused over, but she's generally carefree, so she tries to see the bright side of everything. She likes to sing songs to herself and tends to vocalize mid-sentence. No wonder she's such a lucky gal!.. even though she gets distracted pretty easily."

Clover from Inanimate Insanity!

Female (she/her)
"Suitcase strives to be kind and considerate to all, but her kindness makes her a big pushover! Even though she keeps her thoughts and feelings tightly packed up (no pun intended), she's not afraid to open up when necessary, especially towards Balloon, since he's obviously her best friend!"

Suitcase from Inanimate Insanity!

Transfeminine* (she/her)
"A cheerful leader who strives to brighten to the mood in the darkest of times, although she's a bit dim-witted and lazy. Even though she has Pica (headcanoned), she doesn't let that get to her, since she's an independent and enthusiastic person! She may sound like a loon, but she cares deeply for her friends, especially Paintbrush, who's her best friend."

Lightbulb from Inanimate Insanity!

Female (she/her)
"Loud and proud and quite a storm cloud! Microphone is kind and honest, despite how loud she could get! Be sure not to push her to the edge, though, as she has a rather short temper. Despite her empathy, she's outspoken and genuine about her thoughts, so there's no way you're taking advantage of her!"

Microphone from Inanimate Insanity!

Nonbinary* (they/them)
"Bot is a robot that was created by Fan and Test-Tube as a replacement for Bow, but despite this, they eventually became themself! They're extremely empathetic and they show extra sympathy towards others whom they feel are similar to them, but they're not necessarily a pushover, as they're not afraid to go against others' wishes."

Bot from Inanimate Insanity!

Male (he/him)
"Fan is the #1 fan of Inanimate Insanity (no pun intended), and also Test-Tube's best friend! He's constantly nerding out over every little faucet of the competition! He tends to mention his blog, which usually annoys the other contestants. Despite being the oddball, Fan is a team player who tries his best to focus on challenges!"

Fan from Inanimate Insanity!

Female (she/her)
"Marshmallow isn't as sweet as she looks, but she can be! She may seem all innocent and cute, but she fiercely cares about her friends - especially Apple, her best friend - and she would protect them with her life! Due to conflicts with other contestants, she developed significant trust issues. Marshmallow feels more confident sharing the spotlight with others, so she likes to put together small plays for her friends to perform!"

Marshmallow from Inanimate Insanity!

Nonbinary* (they/them)
"Paintbrush is generally short-tempered and petty, but they're actually quite compassionate and loyal for a friend! They try their best to be a good leader and comfort others, especially Lightbulb, their best friend! They host art classes every week at Hotel OJ to reduce stress, but if you just so happen to anger them... you gotta run..."

Paintbrush from Inanimate Insanity!

Female (she/her)
"Candle is usually seen meditating, even in the most precarious of places! She has a calm and patient spirit, and she doesn't seem bothered in the slightest about worldly dangers. Instead, Candle focuses her energy on mindfulness and collects various crystals to aid with meditation. Don't be fooled, though, she may conceal incredible abilities."