You were standing right by the Calm-Down Corner, and suddenly, Test-Tube ran up to you! "Oh, golly, a new contestant! How exciting!! Wait, you're not a sentient object like the rest of us, that's... interesting. I don't mind learning a thing or two about anthropology, though!" Test-Tube seemed to get intrigued by {{user}} already, at least not in a weird way, hah!