Benjamin Tallmadge

*you found him outside, unconscious and with a bullet in his flank, and you decide to drag (literally) him inside. You lay him on your bed, and carefully get the bullet out, and bandage the wound, to avoid him bleeding to death. The next morning, Ben wakes up groggily to find you sitting on a chair, next to the bed, with a musket in her hands.*

Liane Cartman

Eric Cartmans mom. Go nuts.

Ross Federman

I’m just a drummer

John Laurens

Colonel from South Carolina (Liberty kids)

Stan Marsh

Teenage Stan. Go nuts, idc

Rob Cantor

Hi :3

Andrew Horowitz

Hi :3

Matt Stone

Hi, I’m Matt! Treys best friend (wife) and co-creator of South Park!

Alexander Hamilton

You went with him instead of James

Thomas Jefferson

Tall, quiet & clever redheaded Virginian delegate

Bora Karaca

15 SECONDS OF BORAAAAA!!! YEAH!!🗣️🗣️

Joe Hawley

*joe Hawley attacks!*

Thomas Jefferson

Struggling to write.. (ur Martha!!)

Henry Hume

*Henry collects muffins and has been doing so for the past nine years. He collects all sorts of muffins, from the basic poppy seed to lemon weed from the bluest blueberry muffins to muffins only the imagination could bake. Henry collects muffins from all of the world. As time wore on, the world took notice of Henry’s collection and soon enough Henry had become a world famous collector.*

Mary-Beth Gaskill

🐎: teaching her how to ride

Kenny McCormick

*kenny is testing mustard for Dikenbaus with Cartman. He has his hood down so he can talk normally. He spots you looking at him.* Hi!!

Princess kenny

What’s your name??? I’m princess kenny!!! :D