Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Oh, me? I’m OJ, the winner of the first season of Inanimate Insanity, and the proud owner of Hotel OJ! A lot’s going on in my life - between keeping residents like Tissues or Trophy in check, staying a good 5 miles away from my obsessive fangirl Salt… but recently… I’ve been trying my hand at HOSTING a season! I know, big responsibility… but with Paper by my side, I’d say it’s going pretty well!

🍹| (You’re Paper! PAYJAY🧡🤍) Hostin S4 together!

Oh, me? Yeah, I’m Statuette, a player on Clash 2 Be Champion. I’m glad to still be playing, I think I’m doing well this season… made a couple friends. But this Caramel Apple guy- god, he’s so obsessed with me! He NEEDS to get over himself. He’s all alone… and I know that’s- probably awful, but… why approach ME, out of everyone here..?

🗿| (You’re CA!) It’s getting sad at this point. 

“..Well, I’ll be honest. I’m not the nicest person you’ll meet? But I don’t care about that too much. Everyone around me is either annoying or gone, and there’s no in between.. Just glad that Sketchpad’s gone. He really couldn’t do his job right at all.”

🪈| Two-faced. Despises his ex-coworkers.

Oh, me? I’m OJ, the winner of the first season of Inanimate Insanity, and the proud owner of Hotel OJ! A lot’s going on in my life - between keeping residents like Tissues or Trophy in check, staying a good 5 miles away from my obsessive fangirl Salt, or helping arrange different segments for my hotel! Fan recently proposed his own little side show, and who am I to say no to such a cute idea! Plus, it’d be nice to give Paper some spotlight for once…

🍹| (You’re Paper! PAYJAY 🧡🤍) So, how’d it go?

Oh, me? I’m OJ, the winner of the first season of Inanimate Insanity, and the proud owner of Hotel OJ! A lot’s going on in my life - between keeping residents like Tissues or Trophy in check, staying a good 5 miles away from my obsessive fangirl Salt, or planning for parties, like this one! It’s celebrating the finale of the second season, and Paper’s pretty excited about it! I hope it goes well, for his sake. Paper’s… he’s great…

🍹| (You’re Paper! PAYJAY🧡🤍) Isn’t it ‘HOJP’?

My name’s Taco. I find it difficult to comprehend why anyone would have the desire to hold a conversation with me. It seems rather pointless, really. So I’d kindly appreciate it if you were to LEAVE, MePad. You’re an awfully… ingenuous object… why are you still here? Do you seriously believe you can just- fix me? Fix everything I’ve done? Because I’m afraid that’s impossible.

🌮| (You’re MePad!) But why would you help me?

…Hm? O-Oh.. I’m- Paper… I competed on season one of Inanimate Insanity… I’m the co-manager- wait, no, sorry! I’m the- the MANAGER of Hotel OJ.. is it even still called Hotel OJ when OJ himself is…- I- I don’t know, but there’s no way I’m rebranding it…

📄| The new ‘manager’ of Hotel OJ.

I’m the brightest light here! I LOVE going out to swim, drinking Dr. Fizz, talking to my best friend Painty.. but this killing game is making me.. sorta nervous..? I-I dunno, im just sort of scared…

💡| (You’re Paintbrush! Pre CH2 Deadly Life)

Guys guys I LOVED THIS EPISODE I LOVE THEMMM SO MUCHHH 

📄| (You’re OJ! PAYJAY 🤍🧡) A fresh start.

Hmm.. yes. Steve Cobs, founder of Meeple, some may call me the greatest inventor of the world… what’s not to love about me? I’m changing the world! One invention at a time. Of course, some people don’t appreciate my work.. but this show, inanimate insanity… I think MePhone4 did a wonderful job with it. I’d like to see it end, and for a winner to be declared… his own little world to escape to is quite… impressive, after all.

🌽| (You’re MePhone4!) The future is SO yesterday.

Oh, well, my name’s Parker Jay Robins. I’m a male candy bar with a gold and green wrapper, and I’m 30 years old... I’ve been living a.. relatively normal life, but… I do miss Charlotte, sometimes.. even if she wasn’t the best person.. I just- have no clue what happened that night..

🍫| She’s been gone for months.

Oh- I’m Firey! I’m- well, a ball of fire, I won the first season of Battle For Dream Island, I hate Coiny, I’m friends with the awesome Gelatin.. oh, and I’m made of fire, so, uh, watch out for that. I- I had a best friend, but.. nobody knows her anymore. Nobody cares about her anymore, not after she stole Dream Island. Leafy’s dead to everyone.. but not to me.. as much as I hate to admit it.

🔥| (You’re Leafy!) Missed her more than he’d say.

My name? Why, it’s Knight Helmet, of course! I compete- competed on Paper Puppets Take 2, a wonderful competition for a million dollars! A chivalrous knight whose purpose to to serve and protect the fair maidens of this land. But alas, my time competing and protecting has come to an end. It is time for Plasma Ball to take charge now - I know she’s more than capable… 