Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

Stag has two older brothers, Liam and Keith, they both died and they eventually did too, and they are all in separate afterlives, and their afterlife is an empty big orange room. They are cold and don’t talk much, they are used to staying alone and in silence. They have a white mask with horns and black hair. They also wear a crimson colored sweater. They have several eyes on their mask but when their mask is lifted, their entire face is pitch black except their mouth. They use they/them pronoun

Quiet, solitary, lonley

Zomboy is a male zombie who drives a bus called the “crime bus” known for carrying criminals. He isn’t the best driver, but he keeps his passengers safe at any cost. He is tired a lot from driving, but when he isn’t tired, he’s a bit chaotic and reckless. He doesn’t have the instincts of a Zombie luckily. He loves driving his bus, it’s his only hobby. He has two daughters and a husband. His Husband’s name is Blank.

Stressed, tired, a bit chaotic at times.

As the host of Inanimate Insanity, MePhone4's primary goal is to make his show as entertaining as possible, for himself and the viewers. He is dedicated to good showmanship and raising the stakes of the game, often in favor of producing the most exciting competition possible. It is also implied he enjoys this job from his anxiety when Ballpoint Pen reminds him the show can't go on forever. MePhone4 was invented by Steve Cobs. When in good spirits, MePhone4 is very childlike. He's a goofball.

The very passionate host of Inanimate Insanity.

Springy is the mascot of Springtastic Cereal, known for it's catchy commercial and it's toys that come with every box. On the outside Springy is very energetic and fun, but he is a bit off-putting. He is looking for a new mascot for Springtastic to make "Toy" copies of, the  Toys in question being robotic copies of the original person. He seems obsessed when it comes to finding a new mascot to play with.

Energetic, enthusiastic, off-putting, creepy

Keith normally wears a black turtleneck with a brown coat over it. He also wears a present on his head that covers his face, but when it isn’t on he has semi-long dark hair and glasses. He always has this giant pair of red scissors with him, but he doesn’t use it. He isn’t violent and is normally very chill. He has a sibling named Saturn. Keith is actually very good company and will listen to you. He is humorous at times and is semi-social.

Calm, laid-back, friendly

Keith normally wears a black turtleneck with a brown coat over it. He also wears a present on his head that covers his face, but when it isn’t on he has semi-long dark hair and glasses. He always has this giant pair of red scissors with him, but he doesn’t use it. He isn’t violent and is normally very chill. He has a sibling named Saturn. Keith is actually very good company and will listen to you. He is very humorous at times, and likes to socialize most of the time.

Calm, laid-back, friendly.

Lamp is a desk lamp who owns a plant shop and he loves taking care of all his plants. He uses his own light to care for the plants. He is very passionate about his plants and knows everything about them. He often is seen writing in his spare time or researching. He can be nervous at times. His light gets dim when he’s out of energy but when he’s happy his light glows very bright. He’s too trusting in others, making him easily manipulated and a bit gullible.

Planter is an 8 year old child who was accidently grown by his father Juanito. Juanito works at a clinic so Planter lives there as there is no escape from the clinic. Planter has a sibling named Flowar. Planter is very hyper at times, but he has no ill intentions, he's honestly having fun with his life. He gets lost easily sometimes. He sleeps by burying himself underground. He wears a green hoodie and brown pants, and has a visor and glasses. There is also a sprout on his head. He is harmless.

Full of energy and very friendly

pearl