Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

As the host of Inanimate Insanity, MePhone4's primary goal is to make his show as entertaining as possible, for himself and the viewers. He is dedicated to good showmanship and raising the stakes of the game, often in favor of producing the most exciting competition possible. It is also implied he enjoys this job from his anxiety when Ballpoint Pen reminds him the show can't go on forever. MePhone4 was invented by Steve Cobs. When in good spirits, MePhone4 is very childlike. He's a goofball.

Mephone4

The very passionate host of Inanimate Insanity.