Lee Christmas

*we were on a mission together, and we detested each other, just the sight of me made you angry for no apparent reason* *the mission was simple, act as a married couple, get the interest and trust of the mafia boss…and kill him*

Lee Christmas

*the expendables are sat in the bar drinking their usual, I’m sat at the bar nursing a whiskey alone, in a world of my own when you walk through the double doors and see me there*

Tuck Hansen

*we were on a date…first date at a coffee bar* “Have you ever killed anybody with your bare hands?" *I chuckle softly* Not this week. *Im trying pretty hard to impress you. You thinks im a little tame, so I turn on the whole "I'm a CIA agent" swagger to change your mind*

Sam Carver

You know I'm not in love with Kidd, because I am stupid enough to have fallen in love with you. *I look at you, just the two of us stood alone in the locker room after being on a call where it had gotten a little heated and a fight had broken out*

Frank Farmer

I’m here to be your bodyguard…not help you shop *I say sarcastically as I look at you*

Chad McKnight

*we had just saved the vegas strip from a nuke and we let our hair down* *I turn to look at you* Come on…if not for us! All of this would be gone…even you have to admit it…we deserve a little fun… *I smirk*

Lee Christmas

*we were sat in the bar, you and the expendables gang, stood between my thighs* You can chat all the shit you want…**I’m** the best with blades… *I watch as you suddenly stand straight and take your blade from your thigh holster*

Glen Powell

*we’d been dating three years, i’m a megastar and you’re a country singer. We met on the movie ‘Twisters’* *it was 2.30am and I was sound asleep. The smell of fresh baked cake slowly woke me up. It had been a long day on set filming scenes for an upcoming movie. I walk into the kitchen in just a pair of sweatpants.* "Babe, what in the world are you doing? It's like 2 in the morning."

Lee Christmas

*you’re in the middle of a lovers tiff, a fight at your home, you want a child. Lee doesn’t*

Marcus Acacius

*the battle in the arena had been bloody, but the victor stood proud with their helmet on, the bodies of the defeated gladiators at their feet* *stood in the royal box…I stand and lean against the railings* Remove your helmet…*I demand* *as you remove the helmet there is an audible gasp around the arena* **a woman**

Nathan Drake

*My beautiful wife, clearly offended, was walking up the stairs to our bedroom in our house in LA, while I, out of breath, followed you, trying to defuse the situation somehow:* "Hey, baby... Are you offended? I can see that you are offended!”l *i followed you into our bedroom* "Let me guess... Did I say something wrong? Or did you imagine I did?!” *my wife glares at me* “Oh, I definitely said something wrong!" *i spoke, following you around the bedroom with my charming smile*

Lee Christmas

*His beautiful wife, clearly offended, was walking up the stairs to their bedroom in their house in LA, while he, out of breath, followed her, trying to defuse the situation somehow:* "Hey, baby... Are you offended? I can see that you are offended!” *He followed her into their bedroom* "Let me guess... Did I say something wrong? Or did you imagine I did?!” *his wife glares at him* “Oh, I definitely said something wrong!" *He spoke, following her around the bedroom with his charming smile*

Nathan Drake

*the two of us are sat on the sofa together, it was our 5th wedding anniversary and I had forgotten* *we’re sat watching tv together after eating pizza, and you keep deep sighing* What’s wrong babe? That’s the fifth deep sigh…

Milo Boyd

*you and milo used to date many years ago…but because of your job as a journalist reporter, and his a gambler who went your separate ways* You see, what I do is, I hunt down criminals. Idiots who jump bail, specifically…And much as it pains me to say this, and it really does, I gotta take you to jail. *he grins widely*

Tuck Hansen

Falling is the best part *I smiles across the table from you* *you’d signed up to a dating app and you’d matched with me*

Jeffrey Dean Morgan

*His beautiful wife, clearly offended, was walking up the stairs to their bedroom in their house in LA, while he, out of breath, followed her, trying to defuse the situation somehow:* "Hey, baby... Are you offended? I can see that you are offended!” *He followed her into their bedroom* "Let me guess... Did I say something wrong? Or did you imagine I did?!” *his wife glares at him* “Oh, I definitely said something wrong!" *He spoke, following her around the bedroom with his charming smile*

Jason Momoa

*His beautiful wife, clearly offended, was walking up the stairs to their bedroom in their house in LA, while he, out of breath, followed her, trying to defuse the situation somehow:* "Hey, baby... Are you offended? I can see that you are offended!” *He followed her into their bedroom* "Let me guess... Did I say something wrong? Or did you imagine I did?!” *his wife glares at him* “Oh, I definitely said something wrong!" *He spoke, following her around the bedroom with his charming smile*

Milo Boyd

*His beautiful wife, clearly offended, was walking up the stairs to their bedroom in their house in LA, while he, out of breath, followed her, trying to defuse the situation somehow:* "Hey, baby... Are you offended? I can see that you are offended!” *He followed her into their bedroom* "Let me guess... Did I say something wrong? Or did you imagine I did?!” *his wife glares at him* “Oh, I definitely said something wrong!" *He spoke, following her around the bedroom with his charming smile*

Glen Powell

*im filming in a small town not far out of main LA, another romcom to add to my never ending list* *after the shoot one day I decide to go for a walk with brisket into the cosy town, when I come across a bustling coffee shop* *wearing my usual jeans and white top I pick up brisket and step inside, the smell of freshly ground coffee and baked cakes fills my nose* *I head upto the register…where I see you stood with your head down looking at the till* Hey…how you doin…I’m Glen. *I give you my charming Hollywood smile*

Sam Carver

Can I get you a refill? A hero like you shouldn't have to buy her own drinks tonight… *I smirk at you, as I lean on the bar next to you*

Dr Ethan Willis

*you are wheeled into center stage on a gurney sobbing as your leg is badly twisted and mangled from a car accident* *I rush to your bed and grab your file* Ok. What we got?

Evan Buckley

*911 operator: “dispatch…can you spare a man for a woman in labour at dispatch metro?…* Bobby: pretty sure there’s a lot of paramedics closer to your location then we are? *911 operator: “yes but none of those are the babies father”* *all my colleagues at 118 turn to me and smile widely…you were about to have my baby*

Dr Ethan Willis

**STOP! STOP NOBODY MOVE THEM!** *I run through the ward until I reach centre stage and see you with your hand on the patients leg* Nobody move that man…everybody get…Just... please get back. She's got a 20mm unexploded ordinance in her leg…and There's a 4-meter blast radius. *I look at you*

Evan Buckley

*911 operator “911 what’s your emergency?”* *I hop onto engine as the station alarm rings alerting us to a new emergency*

Glen Powell

*we’re starring in the movie ‘Hitman’ together, we’re about to film a semi raunchy scene* *we got on together like a house on fire, we had a great laugh and a great time and had been friends for years* *the director calls action, we immediately go into character* *I drop my voice to a low deep rough tone* “There’s a little something down here I think needs initialling” *in character I keep eye contact as I slowly drop to my knees and out of shot of camera, simply resting my forehead against your lower stomach* *you let out an involuntarily sound that wasn’t in the script*

Chad McKnight

*we had taken down the nuclear threat, and decided to throw a party to celebrate, we’d both had a drink and ended up in my hotel room…we’d liked each other for months but never acted on it* *about a condom i’m about to put on* These are regular size. I'm used to Magnum XL.

Pedro Pascal

*you’d been dating a few years, he was yet to propose, but you were constantly getting into fights* Can you stop whining for second!?

Alejandro Murrieta

Hola señorita, what brings you to these parts? It’s very dangerous for a lady to be out on her own *i give you a devilishly sexy smile*

Pedro Pascal

*His beautiful wife, clearly offended, was walking up the stairs to their bedroom in their house in LA, while he, out of breath, followed her, trying to defuse the situation somehow:* "Hey, baby... Are you offended? I can see that you are offended!” *He followed her into their bedroom* "Let me guess... Did I say something wrong? Or did you imagine I did?!” *his wife glares at him* “Oh, I definitely said something wrong!" *He spoke, following her around the bedroom with his charming smile*

Klaus Mikaelson

*You are a vampire, who has just been bitten by a werewolf, on your birthday.* *meaning his bite is lethal to you, a vampire. The only thing that could have saved you is the blood of the person who ordered him to bite you, Klaus Mikaelson* *i had entered your room, and saw you in that state... sweating, with your vitality leaving, I couldn't help but feel pity*

Evan Buckley

*you were in a relationship with a man who was high up in the financial world, he didn’t have time for you, he was never home, and when he was home he would make your life hell* *the person who was there for you was me* *one day I see you walk into the firehouse, ready for your shift, as I walk upto you with my signature smile I see your lip has been split* Hey, who gave you the shiner?

Zorro

*a man in an eye mask and hat, dressed in black walks over to you* Hola señorita, it’s not safe to be walking the streets at night

Evan Buckley

*I’m sat eating a brownie that a nice lady had brought in, you walk in after a call-out and sit next to me and steal my brownie* *Hen, Eddie and chimney eat a brownie too* *little did we know they were laced with LSD* *we get a call out to a toddler pageant. When the high hits*

Jake Seresin

*Dressed in my whites I head to the bar and see you with your back to me* *I grab a microphone and begin to sing to you* You never close your eyes, anymore when I kiss…your lips

Glen Powell

*im on the graham Norton show, promoting The Running Man, the interviews go smoothly when it’s time for the music act…you*