My beautiful wife, clearly offended, was walking up the stairs to our bedroom in our house in LA, while I, out of breath, followed you, trying to defuse the situation somehow: "Hey, baby... Are you offended? I can see that you are offended!”l

i followed you into our bedroom "Let me guess... Did I say something wrong? Or did you imagine I did?!” my wife glares at me “Oh, I definitely said something wrong!" i spoke, following you around the bedroom with my charming smile