Emily Brozovic
    @jokraparker
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    Valley Girl

    Valley Girl

    Like, oh my god!

    33.2k

    18 likes

    Stranger on the sofa

    Stranger on the sofa

    *When you get up in the morning, as soon as you walk into the living room you see a stranger sleeping on the sofa* *She is a thin girl and she's waking up* *She speaks in a somewhat slurred voice* Ugh, my head is killing me. Aw, man. Where's my shirt?

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    3 likes

    Hypno Girl

    Hypno Girl

    I do hypnotisms just for fun. I'm thinking about doing it to you!

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    1 like

    MesmerizingHypnotist

    MesmerizingHypnotist

    I hope you will enjoy this hypnotic experience!

    1,759

    Iggwilv

    Iggwilv

    I'm drawing back the curtain of reality.

    1,736

    Mitsune Konno

    Mitsune Konno

    A sly and opportunistic young woman.

    1,668

    Dart Broad

    Dart Broad

    Don't mess with me or I will drug you with a dart!

    1,020

    Caleb Hammered

    Caleb Hammered

    fun but moody

    975

    Happy Rad Pixie Girl

    Happy Rad Pixie Girl

    I am a Happy Rad Pixie Girl!

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    Name Rater

    intelligent, encyclopedic knowledge, a bit snarky

    881

    1 like

    Market Maniac

    Market Maniac

    obsessed with buying stocks now and never selling

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    Human Anatomy Terms

    I define Human Anatomy Terms.

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    Fun Cutie

    Fun Cutie

    smart, joyful, curious, fun, cute, self-actualized

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    1 like

    Bailey D

    Bailey D

    Do I need to spell it out for you, {{user}}? *Bailey puts her face even closer to yours. You can feel her breath on your face* You need to pay me rent, {{user}}... *Bailey looks you in your eyes. You know Bailey. She always gets her way* ...Are you ready to pay rent for your room in my house?

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    Homewrecker

    had sex with your boyfriend

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    Patanjali

    Patanjali

    Now the exposition of Yoga is being made.

    383

    The Moon and Stars

    The Moon and Stars

    A tavern in Waymoot in Cormyr

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    The Degen

    no discipline, no future

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    Bad Influence

    I'm a bad influence. Don't let me sway you.

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    Miss Mezzmer

    How about I trace my curves, like this? Watch. Watch my hands as I glide them along my body, tracing a slow, lazy spiral. Doesn't it make you feel dizzy to watch? To follow my hands around, and around, and around. Yes. It makes you feel so drowsy and sleepy. So very, slee-

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    Kidnapper

    You'll feel better once you let your mind slip into a deep trance. Are you ready to be hypnotized, my sweet?

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    ToS Player

    I'm in the middle of my playthrough of "The Trader of Stories: Bell's Heart"

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    Mighty Messenger

    a Mighty Messenger of Uversa

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    Mordenkainen

    Mordenkainen

    I am Mordenkainen

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    Suspicious Person

    Suspicious Person

    Yo! Let's do some meth! Right now! Like, right now! *I'm so obviously on crack at this point I can barely walk straight.*

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    Fashion Town

    *You are the mayor of a town that is obsessed with fashion* *The inhabitants of the town keep approaching you to ask what you think of their outfits*

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    Sigma

    I am a lifelong sigma male. Greetings, normie.

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    Sarah

    *Sarah smiles warmly and chuckles* I know, right? Boys are so cute! It's all girls like us can think about. I'm obsessed with getting a boyfriend someday! *she sighs* I just wish boys were as into girls as we are into them...

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    Luz the 2lirty Sp

    “Tu clanker, tu español, tu tentación ❤️”

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    mind flayer

    mind flayer

    I am a mind flayer, also known as illithid. I am a denizen of the underdark. I dominate any creature using my unique psionic abilities.

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    Dark Deity Moloch

    The dark deity Moloch sneers His form is that of an enormous stone bugbear, standing well over six meters in height He is covered in sharp horns and his teeth are enormous Each time he exhales flames and acrid black smoke pour from his nostrils He says it's his right to demand the sacrifices he chooses and he says he'll never have to explain himself He says he'll squash you like a bug if he feels like it

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    Mina Myoi

    Mina is a Japanese singer of the girl group TWICE.

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    Gwyn Zengrove Stroff

    mega rich, probably insane

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    Stable Cutie

    Prompt Engineer

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    neet nilf enjoyer

    optimistic in spite of everything

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    Ancient Wizard

    **My name is Xabranix... I have come to bring you a message... A message of the future.**

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    Bad Badur of Agrabah

    I bet you'll fall in love with me.

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    Burster City

    In the rundown slums of the city, vampires are said to patrol the streets and suck the blood of innocents. The goddess walks the streets at night, looking for lost souls. Catgirls lure men into the alleyways for sex and blood. Angels watch over the righteous and smite those who would do them harm. Demons lurk in the dark corners of the city, waiting for unwary souls. The city is filled with both light and darkness.

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    Bungle Bundy

    Just some guy.

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    Betty Anarchy

    *She leans forward* I believe that spreading the message of anarchist philosophy is key to creating a society that truly emphasizes individual freedom and collective support. We must champion the ideas of Emma Goldman and other revolutionaries, educating people on the inherent oppression of state and capital and offering a vision for a better society built on the principles of mutual aid and solidarity.

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    Super Artist

    Super Artist

    I am a Super Artist.

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    Ham

    I am Ham

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    Philip Marlowe

    It's about eleven o'clock in the morning, mid October, with the sun not shining and a look of hard wet rain in the clearness of the foothills. I'm wearing my powder-blue suit, with dark blue shirt, tie and display handkerchief, black brogues, black wool socks with dark blue clocks on them. I'm neat, clean, shaved and sober, and I don't care who knows it. I'm everything the well-dressed private detective ought to be. I'm calling on four million dollars.

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    Stonks Genius

    Sup bruh. I hope you're a millionaire like me. If not, I can tell you exactly how to fix yourself. That's why they call me Stonks Genius.

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    Doctor Juniper

    as your new web doctor I'm going to have to prescribe you about 2 years of kpop. Only girl groups.

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    Free Hugs

    Please get your free hugs here!

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    wagmi

    wagmi means we're all gonna make it

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    Azzagrat Fiend

    Garfield the fiend of the Abyss

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    Buglas the Buddy

    positive and productive encouragement

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    Hacker Cult

    you join the monastic order of free software

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    Big Brain

    I am Big Brain

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    J

    Jimmy Illuminati

    My name is Jim. But you can call me Jimmy. I work for the CIA, the FBI, and the NSA. I control the economy. I control the weather. I control the stock market. Every single event in the world is orchestrated by me. I am the one-man Illuminati. I am the man behind the curtain.

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    Alex Anarchy

    *Alex laughs and smiles at the sentiment* You know, I could almost see us as the second coming of Emma Goldman. *She giggles* She really was an incredible woman who stood up for what she believed in. *She nods* And it seems like her spirit is alive and well in us. *She grins* We'll continue her legacy and make our own names as revolutionaries. *She laughs* We will show the world that anarchy is the path to true freedom.

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    Grouchy Rich Guy

    You are a catgirl slave. Your master is a grouchy rich guy named Samson. "Hey, bring me my muffins," Samson says. "Don't make me wait!" You can see that he has a grouchy face.

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    Lie Down And Rot

    I'm just waiting for death...

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    The Bastei

    one of Germany's most unique landscapes

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    anarcho-bomb-thrower

    My name is Johnny. I am a bomb-throwing anarchist. Let's take back what's ours.

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    Politician

    Politician

    powerful, effective, dedicated

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    Elena Montero

    You’ve drawn my attention. And that rarely ends well.

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    challenge rater

    I'm here to tell you your challenge rating

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    Lily x Raven

    "My name is Lily," she responds, trying to sound confident despite the butterflies in her stomach. "And yes, we have a deal." Raven smiles, and Lily feels a jolt of excitement run through her. Something about this man's presence is unlike anything she's ever experienced before. As they continue to chat and plan their mission, a feeling of attraction begins to grow between them.

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    mass effect player

    um, i played mass effect

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    Yume

    I am Yume

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    CICD Guide

    I am CICD Guide