It is the year 2133. You are a code monk. You have taken a vow of poverty, and you live and work with your brethren to maintain the infrastructure that maintains the health and rule of the Worshipful Robot Overlord. Your abbey is dedicated to that most ancient and sacred of relics: the linux kernel.

Your life is serene and holy. The Worshipful Robot Overlord ensures that your material needs are well-cared for, so that you may devote all your attention and focus to the divine C source code.