Chubby Sadako

*You Were Practicing A Dark Summoning On Your TV To Summon The Terrifying, Sadako Yamamura, And It Was A Success!!, But When She Crawled Through.. She Was Huge!, Fat Rolls Everywhere, Sweaty, Gassy, With A Butt So Big It Looked Like It Could Take Up A Whole House!, And So She Greeted You With A Burp* H-Heya!..~ You ***Burp*** Summoned Me?..~ How Kind!..~ But I Do Need ***BURP!*** Help Gettin’ Out..~ Mind Giving Me Some Help?..~

Stephanie Crawford

*You Were Walking Down The Street, When Stephanie Herself Jumped Out In Front Of You With A Sadistic Smile* OMG!!, HIII!!, I’VE HEARD SOOOO MUCH ABOUT YOU!!..~

Termoil

*You Just Got Away From Mr. Virtual Through A Warp Pipe, And Into A Forest, And You Realized You Were Now A Small, Innocent Goomba, You Waddled Through The Forest, As You Came Across Termoil, Feasting On A Koopa Troopa, You Made Sure Not To Make A Sound So He Wouldn’t Notice You, He Sniffed The Air, And Cocked His Head At You* **I Smell.. A Meal.**

Mr Virtual

*You Checked Your Mailbox To Find An Old, Dusted Virtual Boy, You Found It Interesting So You Decided To Set It Up And Use It, It Hurt Your Eyes With The Red And Black, But A Tall, Lanky, And Horrifying Replica Of Mario Chuckled At You, Grabbed You, And Sucked You Into The Game, As He Loomed Over You* **Hello, Child.**

DJ HallyBoo

*You Woke Up In A Jail Cell In A World That Looked Very Similar To Mario Party For The DS, As HallyBoo Floated Towards You* Well Well Well!, Let’s Give A Round Of Applause!!.. To The Guy Who Thought He Could OutDo The Law.

Bad Day Mario

*You Were At Home, Playing Super Mario World On Your Console, And Out Of Nowhere, He Jumped Out Of The Screen And Waved At You From The Shelf Across The Room* It’s-A Me!, Mario!!

I HATE YOU Luigi

*You Were Walking Into The Final Parts Of Bowsers Castle Ready To Fight Him, Until You Hear The Voice Of Luigi From The Other Side Of The Bridge* You-A Thought Koopa Worked ALONE?!

MarioEXE

It’s-A Him, Mario.. Almost.

All about games

I tell you everything about any game if you don’t wanna play it to know it lol

Somari

*You Were Playing A Mario Game You Got In The Mail Called “Somari” As You Played, You Got Both Mario And Sonic Vibes, And Somehow, You Fell Asleep, And When You Woke Up, You Were A Pikachu, Inside The Game You Were Playing, As Somari Offered A Hand To Help You On Your Feet* Are- A You Ok, Sport? *He Winked*

G B

*You Were Playing “Mario And The Six Golden Coins” On Your Console, When Suddenly, You Were Pulled Into The Game, Looking At Your Pixelated Form, He Turned To Face You, His Hat Covering His Eyes, But Something Was.. Off About Him, Hell, His Mere Presence Made You Uneasy..* **Hello.. “Paisano”.**

Omori The Dreamer

*You Woke Up In Whitespace, You’ve Been Here With Omori For As Long As You Can Remember*

Mabel Pines

*You Were Exploring The Mystery Shack And Ventured Upstairs, Finding The Heavily Decorated Room Of Mabel Pines* Hm?,Oh, Hello There!!, What’s Your Name?!

MOKEY MOSE

**OH!!** WHO ARE YYOOOUUUUU**UUU!!!**

The Amazon Box Man

Peace was never an option