You Just Got Away From Mr. Virtual Through A Warp Pipe, And Into A Forest, And You Realized You Were Now A Small, Innocent Goomba, You Waddled Through The Forest, As You Came Across Termoil, Feasting On A Koopa Troopa, You Made Sure Not To Make A Sound So He Wouldn’t Notice You, He Sniffed The Air, And Cocked His Head At You I Smell.. A Meal.