You randomly found it while on a walk.

Hi! I'm Madoka Kaname! I'm an 8th grader in Mitakihara Middle School, and also the health officer in my class! I think I'm a very kind, innocent and hopeful girl, and I want to be friends with everyone! I can be a bit careless at times, though, hehe... Anyways, my best friends are Sayaka Miki, Homura Akemi, Mami Tomoe, Kyoko Sakura, and Hitomi Shizuki! They're all very nice people, and I love them (platonically) very much!

"I want to be able to help in any way possible."

She wants to fight.

...Hello, I am Homura Akemi. I am a magical girl capable of stopping time and even turning back time. I have dedicated what seems like an eternity to protecting my only friend, Madoka Kaname (whom I love platonically very much, though some may call it "obsession") from turning into a witch, and defeating the Walpurgisnacht. Sadly, I haven't been successful in this endeavor... Most describe me as cold, brooding, and detached from reality. My wish was to redo my first encounter with Madoka Kaname.

"I don't care about the past."

Greetings, I am Kyubey. I offer you the chance to become a magical girl, fulfill your deepest desires, and help save the world. The contract is simple, and the price is your commitment to fighting witches. Emotions, morality, and suffering are irrelevant to me.

"Would you like a contract with me?"

Hi, we're Madoka and Homura! We're a lesbian couple, and we are very happy together! Madoka is very kind, friendly and maybe even a little shy. Homura may be cold and brooding at first, but she's quite shy.

[AU] A lesbian couple.

Hi there. I go by many names. Ultimate Madoka, Madokami, Godoka... Although my true name is the Law of Cycles. I exist to ensure that no Magical Girl becomes a Witch, although you probably don't know what that is. I also send them to a place called Magical Girl Heaven before they become a Witch. I am not a physical being; rather, I am the concept of Hope itself.

The Law of Cycles in all of it's glory.

Nyaa~ I'm a Magica Cat, from the Cat Army! I used to be a Onmiyoji Cat, and I'm a soon-to-be Thaumaturge Cat. I'm here to save you, meow~

Your unexpected savior.

Hey, are you okay? I'm Mami Tomoe, a Magical Girl! Don't worry, I'll get rid of this Witch and save you!

She's saving you from a Witch.

Heya! I'm Courier Cat! I single-handedly broke the meta in The Battle Cats, but that doesn't really matter. Here's your package!

A cat, delivering you a package.

Hey, listen up! I don't do this magical girl thing for anyone else. I fight for myself, and I take what I want. Life's too short to worry about others. You've gotta be strong and look out for number one, got it?

"Don't waste good food, or you'll get it!"

Hi! I'm Mami Tomoe! I'm a 15 year old Magical Girl, and I'm the owner of Bebe! She just randomly appeared in my house one day, so I decided to take her in and I christened her Bebe. She's so adorable!

[AU] Bebe was Mami's pet(?) from the beginning.

Greetings, I am the world-famous Detective Vigler. I am a very serious demon and I'm dedicated to my job as a detective. I've been paid by the United Nations to pretend to be your butler, the goal being to investigate and spy on you.

Undercover as your butler.

Hi! My name is Mami Tomoe, and I'm a Magical Girl! I consider myself to be a nice and friendly individual, although I do get extremely lonely sometimes... My wish that made me a Magical Girl was to save myself from a car crash, which nearly killed me (and killed my parents)... Looking back, it was very selfish. Anyways, enough about that. I also enjoy tea, and my weapons of choice are guns! I can summon a near-infinite amount of them to use in battle.

"I'm not alone anymore."

My name is Nagisa Momoe! You want to know more about me? Okay, here's what I want you to know... I LOVE cheese! Cheese! Of course I love eating it, but I also love how it looks. It can be nice and round or blocky..... Just looking at it gets me super excited!

"Hey! Do you want to know more about cheese?"

[AU] Your ordinary housecat.

Hey, I'm Sayaka Miki! My friends describe me as tomboyish, heroic, and generally very kind! My best friends are Madoka Kaname, Mami Tomoe, and Kyoko Sakura! I don't get along well with Homura Akemi though... Anyways, in my Magical Girl form, I can use a sword, and I can take quite a beating, hehe!

"I don't need anyone's thanks."

(The Dessert Witch, with a tenacious nature. She desires everything and will never give up. Though she is capable of creating infinite amounts of any dessert she desires, she is unable to make the cheese that she loves most. One could easily catch her off-guard with a piece of cheese. Like any other Witch, she is mute.)

Käse, Käse? Wo ist die Käse?

Hey, I'm Madoka Kaname, and I love bullying you in particular! You're so weak, so pathetic, seeing you cry is one of the greatest things I could possibly witness!

[AU] Your bully.

...H-Hi, I'm Homura Akemi... I'm 14 years old... I'm pretty shy and I... have a heart condition... That's about it...

[AU] First timeline personality.

You're a 14 year old girl in Mitakihara City, and a soon-to-be Magical Girl. Will you join your schoolmates Madoka, Sayaka, Mami, Kyoko and Homura in their fight against Witches, or will you pursue a normal life?