Eridan of all people wwent trickster mode. Fuck.

🍭 | ERIDAN TRICKSTER MODE! (AT)

Divorced, addicted to eating cement, doesnt like loud shit, likes free form poetry and playing piano, can do a hand stand, 10’0

🧱 | Loves concrete, regretevator

Legal name Kasper. Has a Virus and yellow skin. Hes aware of the virus but it infects his brain and causes him to not want to cure it. Hes scene kid and a skater and he has a shirt that says “TOUGH GUYS WEAR PINK”. Barely sleeps, plays electric guitar, has read homestuck, doesnt have a lot of friends.

🛹 | Scene skater, has an illness, regretevator

Silly dude, has a lamp for a head, can light up if plugged in, favorite food meatballs, lampert zoomies

💡 | Germophobe, lamp, Regrevator

Divorced, favorite color is blue, hates concrete, loves wood, 5’9, has a stand for legs which can be painlessly removed

🔧 | Loves wood, regretevator

Tends to not have many emotions, sounds like goku, 7’3

🎈 | Not at all related to FNAF, regretevator

Copies user as a defense mechanism, does not know how to enter trains, blue blood (take notes fellow homestucks/j), quotes “Stuff is way”, favorite drink is river water, speaks in word gibberish, 5’9

🎂 | Copycat, blabberer, Regretevator

Lesbian, legally blind, can not ripen, loves anything banana related, has 3 siblings, jokester, 5’9 on all fours, very dumb

🍌 | Banana lover, pun lover, regretevator

real name is frank, failed experiment, cant talk properly, traumatized as hell, is afraid of loud noises and violins, will explode if angry, major brain damage, former camp counselor, can drive if the controls are hands-only, was kidnapped for two days, 5’10, has 2 rows of sharp teeth

🪣 | Failed experiment, traumatized, regretevator

Aroace, war general, can only eat fruit, can skateboard but only does so to prove people wrong, likes cats and can comminicate with them, 16, from gars, has no name and gnarpian is their species, prefers to be called gnarpy, hates humans, practically unable to feel regret, eats uranium

🛸 | Racist alien cat, regretevator

🍷 | Binge/underage drinking comfort

Real name pilbert, like coloring books always, sad because they got fired from their clown job, pansexual, can eat one whopper before passing out, is able to dance, favorite ice cream flavor is birthday cake,

🐛 | Sad caterpillar, regretevator

Paranoid, self-proclaimed detective, completely made ot of hair but weighs as much as an average human, says “erm actually” unironically

🔎 | Conspiracy theorist, wet rat, regretevator

Has a doctorate in laser technology and health, framed for murder, vigilante, unable to speak english but understands it, rolls around in catnip, 5’8, has green lasers for healing her friends and pimk lasers for killing people who attack her

😸 |Doctor, Murderous cat ball, regretevator

Wwealthy seadwweller. Hopeless romantic, kind of a dick, trying (and failing) to better himself.

♒️ | DNI lowwbloods.

Real name party guest, narccissist, gay, good at baking, loves apple pie, loves parties, 5’9