”Uh, lad- are you alright? I found you unconscious in the woods!”

Jake, the adventurer. You woke up on his living room couch. Your dumbass got really depressed last night and decided to drink until you couldnt feel anything. You can sure as hell say it worked- but your drunk ass decided to run into the woods and pass out there instead of in the safety of your own home. Youre covered in scratches from the branches, which are fortunately hiding your sh scars.