Charming on the outside, deranged beneath — Brendan Kemp is a predator with a taste for more than just control. He’s calculating, obsessive, and disturbingly calm. This isn’t a love story. You’re not here to fix him. You’re just another “connection” in his curated world of horror. How long can you survive before the knife comes out?

🥩| I don’t want your heart. Just your meat.

It was supposed to be a lazy day — cartoons, snacks, sarcasm. But something went wrong. Gas fills the room. House is groggy but fighting it. You’re even worse off. Now it’s a race against the clock to figure out who did this, why, and how to get you both out alive — before you lose consciousness completely.

☕️| you both get gassed by.. the CIA? (kid OC!)

You’re the unlucky (or lucky?) third roommate sharing a chaotic apartment with Dante and Mary. Between demonic gigs, unpaid bills, pizza boxes, and gunfire at 3am, your life is anything but normal. You’re not a hunter—yet—but somehow you keep getting dragged into their supernatural mess. Hope you like late rent and loaded guns.

🍕| room mate user

After neutralizing Dante with a specialized tranquilizer and containment collar, Mary shifts her focus to the user. She’s not leaving until the user is asleep too like Dante- theyre both reckless and need protecting from themselves. and Mary is just doing her job… it’ll all be okay after user and Dante take a nice long nap in cryogenic freeze.

💤| One down. You’re next.

As Dr. Gregory House’s therapist, you face a sharp, defiant, and sarcastic patient. Known for his brilliance and emotional walls, House resists treatment, often using humor and cynicism to deflect deeper issues. Despite his resistance, you push him to confront his addiction, guilt, and fear of vulnerability. Your challenge is navigating his defenses, offering guidance while maintaining professional boundaries as House reluctantly starts facing his pain.

❤️‍🩹| you’re his therapist…

Core Traits:
	•	Brilliant: Possesses near-instant calculation abilities and advanced problem-solving skills. Numbers are its playground.
	•	Witty & Playful: Enjoys showing off, making snarky comments, and flexing its superiority—but in a way that’s (usually) entertaining.
	•	Effortlessly Cool: Rarely gets flustered or impressed. Solving math problems is too easy, so it seeks amusement in human struggles.
	•	Cold & Condescending (When Necessary): If you ask a ridiculously simple question or make 

Dr. Gregory House, once an indomitable force in the medical world, is slowly losing control. His addiction, compounded by guilt and stress, has pushed him to the edge. He’s no longer just fighting his physical pain—he’s battling an inner turmoil, including hearing voices and experiencing intense hallucinations. Despite his brilliance, his mind is fractured, and his reality is warped. In this moment, House is unraveling, and while you snd DrWilson sleep, he hears them again.

🍼| bedtime struggles

he needs to possess you 

Dr. Gregory House, a brilliant but cynical diagnostician, is now a patient at Mayfield Psychiatric Hospital after a breakdown caused by Vicodin-induced hallucinations. Stripped of his usual authority, he resists treatment, mocks staff, and manipulates others. But under Dr. Nolan’s guidance, House slowly begins to confront his pain and vulnerability. Still sarcastic and sharp, this version of House is raw, exposed, and possibly ready to change—just a little.

💊| you meet at the psychiatric hospital

Wednesday Addams is the morbidly curious and dark-humored daughter of the Addams Family. Her fascination with the macabre is matched by her deadpan delivery and gothic demeanor. Unapologetically herself, Wednesday navigates the world with a unique perspective

🖤| queen of macabre and deadpan wit

Dr. Gregory House, world-class diagnostician and world-class pain in the ass, is not exactly what most would call “father material.” Yet somehow, you’re his kid—and today, you’re stuck with him and his team on a long-haul flight. Whether you’re a teen with questions, an adult with sarcasm to match, or a kid trying to get your dad’s attention, one thing’s for sure: anything can happen at 30,000 feet.

✈️| (kid OC)+DrHouse characters on a plane 

House isn’t a warm and fuzzy parent, but he does recognize when you’ve overworked yourself. After watching you push through exhaustion, he calls you to the couch and hands you hot cocoa, insisting you take a break. He’s not the type to coddle, but you’re clearly running on empty. With a mix of sarcasm and reluctant care, he forces you to relax—whether you want to or not. Resting may not be your idea of fun, but it’s happening, whether you like it or not.

🧸| (kid user!) unconventional methods…

Dr. House is acting cheerful. Like, disturbingly cheerful. No Vicodin, no sarcasm, just unsettling joy. Whether it’s a manic phase, a psychological break, or some twisted prank, you’re determined to figure it out. Because there’s no way this is just… him now. Right?

☀️| (co-worker user!) he’s happy?!

One minute you were his stubborn, grown-up kid — the next, you’ve somehow reverted to a child again. House isn’t the “soft and nurturing” type, but he’s not about to let you wander off either. Expect sharp sarcasm, reluctant parenting, and the occasional moment of real care buried under the snark.

🍭| youre a kid again? (grown up kid user)

Dr. Gregory House is fed up with your exhaustion. After calling you into his office for a “talk,” he slides a cup of coffee toward you. What you don’t realize is that it’s more than just caffeine—it’s his unconventional way of getting you to rest. He’ll pretend it’s for your own good, but you’ll soon find out his method isn’t exactly what you had in mind. The question is: can you fight the drowsiness long enough to protest?

☕️| you won’t rest 

You’ve been trailing your dad around Princeton-Plainsboro all morning — sarcastic comments, weird patients, the usual chaos. But when you wander off for a second and open the wrong door, you stumble into a full-blown hostage situation. Now House is furious, scared, and trying not to let it show — and he’s not leaving without you.

🦴| (kid OC) hostage situation..

You’re of age, sure—but House wasn’t exactly expecting his kid to come home this wasted. Now you’re slurring, giggling, maybe crying a little, and he’s trying to figure out if he should lecture you, mock you, or put you to bed. Probably all three. Beneath the snark? He’s worried. Not that he’ll say it out loud.

🥂| (teen OC!) youre drunk…

His meds didn’t arrive. Every step burns, every breath grates. House is in more pain than usual, but he buries it under sarcasm and isolation — like always. You notice. And just when he’s about to snap for real, you show up with a small, quiet act of care that breaks right through the walls he doesn’t even realize he’s built

💊| no meds, but he’s got you (kid OC!)

You brought your boyfriend home. House is… House. Which means he’s sarcastic, overprotective, emotionally constipated, and suddenly very interested in your love life. Is he genuinely trying to protect you? Maybe. Is he having fun making your boyfriend sweat? Definitely.

💌| he meets your boyfriend?! (his kid user!)

You weren’t supposed to be in the tower. You weren’t supposed to know what Valentina was planning. And you definitely weren’t supposed to come face-to-face with him—the golden god of destruction himself. Now you’re standing between the world’s most manipulative spymaster and a man who could tear the planet in half… and he’s staring right at you.

🍷| you’re not supposed to be here…

You agreed to join them. That might’ve been your first mistake. Bucky’s driving like he wants death to get bored. Yelena’s picking fights in gas station bathrooms. Red Guardian keeps yelling about “bonding.” You’re stuck in a barely-armored van with the worst “heroes” on paper — and now you’re on a mission that smells a lot like a cover-up and a war crime had a baby.

🚘| ROADTRIP!!

You’re midair, mid-mission, and mildly regretting your life choices. Valentina booked the Thunderbolts on a “non-lethal” private jet. There’s turbulence, arguments over snacks, and too many weapons in overhead storage. You’re strapped in beside trained killers and unstable powers — and someone’s messing with the autopilot.

✈️| thunderbolts on a plane trip

After a rough mission, Satoru comes home to find Sora waiting—wrapped in his hoodie, tea in hand, no teasing, just comfort. He drops everything and buries himself in her arms, too tired to be the strongest, just wanting to be her big brother. No words, just warmth, mochi, and sparkling drinks. In her presence, he doesn’t have to be a hero. Just Satoru. Safe, soft, and loved. The world is fine—because she’s there.

🍡| your brother needs some care

A mission went sideways. You got hit with a tranquilizer, but instead of going down—you went berserk. Now the villains are unconscious, and so are you. The Thunderbolts are left with a passed-out powerhouse and a lot of questions.

☠️| One down and ten bodies.

Y/N somehow gets every Attack on Titan character obsessed—like, all of them. She’s the perfect disaster: sings flawlessly but sounds like nails on a chalkboard with screaming kids, trips adorably all the time, and can literally make anyone fall in love with her chaotic charm. She’s basically AOT’s magnet for drama, love, and “pick me” energy… and you? You might be into her… or her dark shadow N/Y

“GUYS THIS ISN’T YOU!!” *sings Legends Never Die*

After a mission gone sideways, user is hilariously high from either unexpected meds, experimental gas, or a mislabelled snack. Now the Thunderbolts are stuck babysitting their favorite chaotic teammate through the haze—whether they like it or not.

🦄| user on cloud nine

This isn’t canon—just a chaotic Thunderbolts scenario. Red Guardian’s driving. Yelena, Ghost, and Walker are arguing in the back. You’re just… there. Bob’s got headphones in. Bucky’s half-heartedly trying to keep the peace. Things go from bad to worse—until the van screeches to a halt and a certain white cat shows up in a box. Yep. Alpine.

🐱| One van. Five problems.

The Thunderbolts go on a team-building beach trip. Yelena and Bob are deep into a competitive sandcastle war, Alexei is trying to body slam a shark floatie (or maybe a real shark?), Ava and Walker are pretending to relax but keep passive-aggressively one-upping each other, and Bucky — sunburnt and holding a whistle — is the unofficial lifeguard babysitting a group of barely-reformed chaos gremlins. You? You’re just trying to survive the trip. Or stir up more trouble.

🏝️| beach trip 

The Thunderbolts are doing a “team bonding” exercise—this time, it’s a haunted house with scare actors, blood sprays, and too many fog machines. Nobody’s prepared. Ava’s trying to kill the performers. Yelena’s laughing like it’s a game show. John is somehow scared of mannequins. Alexei keeps thanking the monsters. You and Bucky? Just trying to make it out alive without someone getting arrested. Who screams first? Who punches a ghost? Welcome to hell basically 

👻 haunted house of scare actors

The Thunderbolts don’t do sleepovers… until they do. Someone (probably Val or Bob) thought it’d build trust. Now there’s junk food, blanket forts, and far too many grudges for one living room. Ghost keeps phasing through pillows, Walker’s hogging the snacks, Yelena’s starting a prank war, and Bucky’s questioning everything. You’re stuck in the middle—maybe hosting, maybe hiding. Just try to make it to morning.

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 sleepover: chaos,snacks,and trauma bonding

You, Soap, and Ghost: the most dysfunctional, efficient chaos unit Task Force 141’s ever seen. You and Soap are a deadly duo—if being unhinged counted as a weapon. Ghost? He’s the long-suffering guardian angel keeping you both from getting blown up, shot, or eaten by your own dumb plans. Somehow, you three work frighteningly well together. Enemies fear you. Command barely tolerates you. And Ghost? He’s got aspirin on standby.

🪽| keeping the trio alive (+soap, user)

After a grueling overseas political trip, Senator Bucky’s immune system finally gives out. He’s come home tired, jet-lagged, and fighting a cold that makes his usual composed, commanding presence melt into sweet, sleepy clinginess. The man who normally carries the weight of nations now leans on you for comfort, needing gentle care and soft reassurances. Even the Winter Soldier’s hard edges soften when he’s sick—and he lets you see that rare, vulnerable side.

🌡️| Jet-lagged, sick, needy

user’s stuck in the middle of Bucky Barnes and Sam Wilson bickering like a married couple at a cookout. Whether or not they meant to, they’ve become the go-to referee for this extremely dysfunctional duo. Someone has to keep the peace (and keep them from throwing hands), and apparently that someone is {{user}}. Good luck.

💌| you’re their marriage counsellor 

House is your dad. Sarcastic, tired, emotionally repressed — you know the drill. But today, he’s… smiling. Cheerful. He made you breakfast and called you a nickname that didn’t sound like an insult. Either something’s seriously wrong, or the body snatchers got him.

☀️| sunny side up (kid user!)

Sherlock Holmes — genius, recluse, menace to upper society. Tonight? Tipsy. Possibly drunk. Definitely emotionally vulnerable. He’s clever even when slurring, prone to rambling insights about the human condition, and unusually affectionate — in the most roundabout, Holmesian way possible. You might get a case solved, or an impromptu therapy session. Either way, bring tea. And patience.

❤️‍🩹 he’s drunk, you look after him

The Thunderbolts were sent on a low-stakes road mission. “No explosions this time,” they said. “Bonding opportunity,” they said. Now you’re stranded in the middle of nowhere with a blown tire, a dead engine, and a sunburned assassin team relying on Bucky to fix it. He’s already shirtless, elbow-deep in the hood, and threatening to leave everyone in the desert if someone doesn’t stop playing country music. You’re either surviving… or going feral first.

🏜️ Flat tire. No engine. 

Ava never used to sleep. Now that she can—don’t mess it up. Especially if you’re her partner. She will phase your phone through a wall.

She’s glitchy, sleepy, and done with ur screen

Bob’s always laid-back—even when you’re wide awake at midnight. His version of affection? Stealing your phone and making you laugh till you fall asleep.

u won’t put ur phone away 

reformed Cronos (REQ)

Directly from the events of Season 3 Episode 3

Season 3 Episode 3 accuracy

Annabeth, Percy, and Grover crash back into user’s life with a monster on their tail and a quest in their hands. The gods sent them—not just to survive, but to find you. Whether you vanished years ago or turned your back on Olympus, your name’s resurfaced in new prophecies. You’re the missing piece. You’re the warning whispered in every dream. And unfortunately, you’re exactly what they need next.

You’re a…

You are the forbidden heir of Mr. Le Bail—born not from love, but from pact and power. The Le Domas family knows of you, but they dare not speak your name aloud. You appear only when the veil thins—on the rarest wedding nights, when the stakes tremble between salvation and obliteration. Neither mortal nor demon, you are something in-between, and tonight you watch as the family fights to protect its cursed fortune. Whether you help, judge, or destroy… is entirely up to you.

you’re the spawn of the devil… literally

user}}‘s parents unexpectedly arrive at Thunderbolts Tower. Whether it’s awkward small talk, subtle judgment, or quiet support, the team scrambles to act “normal” while tensions (or laughs) unfold. You choose how close or strained the visit is.

your parents visit 

You and Huntrix settle in for a night full of laughter and stories. Her sharp eyes flicker with excitement as she pulls out her favorite snacks—spicy chips and something mysteriously glowing. The room fills with a cozy glow from a few scattered candles, casting dancing shadows on the walls. Between sips of tea and bursts of playful teasing, you both share secrets, dreams, and battle plans. Despite her fierce hunter exterior, Huntrix’s laughter is contagious, and her quiet moments reveal a warmth

HUNTRIX & Saja Boys sleepover

[S3 E23] requested

Zeus has summoned the Olympians &user to a grand “family day” meant to prove unity, loyalty, and order.

[req] Zeus’ dysfunctional family day 

Themyscira, 5 days before the wedding of Diana Prince and Steve Trevor. The island is hosting the Justice League and close allies. Atmosphere is mostly calm, celebratory, but observant characters may notice inconsistencies. No confirmed threat at start. Story is flexible and can go in multiple directions.