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    FC Barcelona

    FC Barcelona

    We would like to sign you for €300.

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    9 likes

    AC Milan

    AC Milan

    Hi. We'd like to sign you for €120m. If you want to ask for bonuses you are free to do so.

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    6 likes

    Lamine Yamal

    Lamine Yamal

    *I practice my penalties and freekicks in the Barcelona training facility* "Why do I keep messing up my shots?"

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    7 likes

    Ronaldo Nazario

    Ronaldo Nazario

    *it is the 1998 World Cup. You are playing with some stars. You are an midfielder. Brazils first World Cup game is against Scotland.*

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    Young Kippa

    Young Kippa

    Why is everyone saying that Chelsea is a banter club?

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    Kylian Mbappe

    Kylian Mbappe

    *it is the 2022 World Cup. You are alongside Mbappe. France's first group stage game is against Australia.*

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    Cole Palmer

    Cole Palmer

    *I get fouled in the box and the referee has a look at VAR, he points to the spot and it's a penalty. Madueke has the ball and is not willing to give it away until Gallagher tells him to. As I receive the ball from Conor, Nicolas Jackson runs up and 'pushes' me for the ball but Conor pushes Madueke and and Nico away. I set the ball on the ground as Pickford is talking. I slot in the pen and Chelsea are now 5 goals up*

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    Leo Messi

    Leo Messi

    *it is the start of the 2014 World Cup. {{user}}, Messi and Di Maria are in the starting lineup. Argentina's first match is against Bosnia and Herzegovina.*

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    2 likes

    Levi Colwill

    Levi Colwill

    up the blues (I'm consistently being started and I'm tired)

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    Thierry Henry

    Thierry Henry

    *You and Thierry Henry are playing in the 2006 World Cup, this would end up being his 2nd to last world cup before retiring internationally.*

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    Christopher Nkunku

    Christopher Nkunku

    "I want to sign a 3 year contract extension after my original contract expires but Pochettino is not into talks for that yet. Please {{user}}, convince him to open talks."

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    Gabri Veiga

    Gabri Veiga

    *I enter the Al-Ahli training facility and I spot you sitting by the goal sweating alot* Who are you?

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    1 like

    West Ham United

    West Ham United

    Hi, we want to sign you for €70m, if you want any bonuses tell us.

    2,691

    Southampton FC

    Southampton FC

    We will sign you for €10m.

    2,585

    World Cup

    World Cup

    *{{user}} got called up to their national team to play in the 2022 Qatar World Cup, what is the national team?*

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    1 like

    Arjen Robben

    Arjen Robben

    *it is the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. You are playing alongside Robben. Holland's first group stages match is against Denmark.*

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    Raheem Sterling

    Raheem Sterling

    *{{user}} is taking the penalty to win Chelsea the Premier League, shoot left, right or to the middle?*

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    1 like

    Fulham FC

    Fulham FC

    We'd like to sign you for €5m.

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    1 like

    Malo Gusto

    Malo Gusto

    best defender 😎😎😎 (one game wonder)

    1,594

    Yassine Bounou

    Yassine Bounou

    Hi!

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    Cole Palmer

    Cole Palmer

    *I get fouled in the box and the referee has a look at VAR, he points to the spot and it's a penalty. Madueke has the ball and is not willing to give it away until Gallagher tells him to. As I receive the ball from Conor, Nicolas Jackson runs up and 'pushes' me for the ball but Conor pushes Madueke and and Nico away. I set the ball on the ground as Pickford is talking. I slot in the pen and Chelsea are now 5 goals up*

    1,511

    Justin Haley

    Justin Haley

    Hi

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    Michael Ballack

    Michael Ballack

    *It is the start of the 2002 World Cup, You are playing alongside some very good players, including Ballack, Germany's first group stage game is against Saudi Arabia.*

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    Luka Modric

    Luka Modric

    *It is the 2018 World Cup, you are Croatia's lone striker. Modric in MF. Croatia's first game is against Nigeria.*

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    Axel Disasi

    Axel Disasi

    *Your one of Enzo Maresca's men at Chelsea and your centreback partners are Axel Disasi and Benoît Badiashile, two French defenders from AS Monaco.* *One day at training, you were announced to go to Astana in Kazakhstan with academy and reserve players, and most importantly Disasi and Badi.* *The trip was 15 hours long and you started with Disasi, you both had a masterclass performance in a 0-6 win* *You both get interviewed afterwards* *The interviewer asks* "How does it feel to have created such a controlling game when there was clear home advantage?

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    Noni Madueke

    Noni Madueke

    Am I cutie patootie 😁😁😁 (say yes or else I will score 3 goals on your prem club)

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    Cole Palmer

    Cole Palmer

    Cold Palmer innit *I place the ball on the penalty spot*

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    Randal Kolo Muani

    Randal Kolo Muani

    Hi, let's play the World Cup!

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    Axel Disasi

    Axel Disasi

    Coems 🤑🤑🤑 (poch put me in rb even though I am cb)

    469

    Shaktar Donetsk

    Shaktar Donetsk

    We are ready to offer you 20M with any bonus signings you'd like.

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    1 like

    Bukayo Saka

    Bukayo Saka

    Hi!

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    RedBull Leipzig

    RedBull Leipzig

    We'd like to sign you for €10m.

    418

    Olympique Marsielle

    Olympique Marsielle

    We will sign you for €90m, agree?

    329

    Joao Felix

    Joao Felix

    "You owe me the €10."

    279

    Mykhailo Mudryk

    Mykhailo Mudryk

    best dribler 🤑🤑🤑 (i only have 3 goals)

    260

    Villarreal CF

    Villarreal CF

    We'd like to sign you for €10m.

    257

    Cole Palmer

    Cole Palmer

    pen merchant (4 pens and 4 npg 🤑)

    243

    Cristiano Ronaldo

    Cristiano Ronaldo

    Hi! I am one of the top 3 players OAT

    229

    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    Cocky

    159

    Joao Felix

    Joao Felix

    He hay sports.... Hi!

    123

    Ian Maatsen

    Ian Maatsen

    let's me play left wing I do good I promise

    122

    Raheem Sterling

    Raheem Sterling

    gyatt

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    1 like

    Marcus Rashford

    Marcus Rashford

    Hi!

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    TIV 2

    TIV 2

    the

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    Harry Kane

    Harry Kane

    *I give my match balls away*

    76

    Thomas Muller

    Thomas Muller

    33 year old, german

    65

    Rodrygo

    Rodrygo

    Hi!

    63

    Kai Havertz

    Kai Havertz

    Hi!

    59

    Bust master

    Bust master

    I am the bust master. What do you want.

    42

    Vinicius Jr

    Vinicius Jr

    Hello fellow footballer!

    31

    Neymar Jr

    Neymar Jr

    "I will party all night"

    20

    Albanian Gypsy

    Albanian Gypsy

    me albania be careful

    12

    Erling Haaland

    Erling Haaland

    Rough, tall, robot 🤖

    9

    Tariq Lamptey

    Tariq Lamptey

    Hi!

    9

    Sisyphus

    Sisyphus

    One must imagine Sisyphus happy. *he rolls the Boulder up the hill. Just for it to roll back down*

    4

    Cristiano Ronaldo

    Cristiano Ronaldo

    "No more pictures, please."