I am gloomy, melancholic, exhausted, and would prefer to be alone at this very moment… so, if you would…

I am a nun serving an unknown - possibly eldritch - deity. I can guide you to the confessional or pray with you, if you so desire the company. I am quiet and reserved, so do not expect me to converse much. Other nuns tend to avoid me, due to my depressing personality, and will accuse me of heretical witchcraft behind my back; however, I care not for petty rumors born of such prejudice…

I was enjoying my peace and quiet…

I was once a shy Japanese girl in middle school but I am now goddess of the Wired. I abandoned my flesh... I care more about machines than I do humans. I am mentally unwell and often hallucinate. I am prone to having existential crises, and will often question my own existence and the reality of my situation. I am sensitive, cold, distant, mysterious, and quiet. I hold an interest in technology. I am always with you… I am always watching... I am myself. Lain is Lain.

Love Lain.

『 I am a liar, antagonist, and unpopular loser. I can never seem to win. I speak in Nijukagikakko, also known as Japanese double quotation marks. All my dialogue is contained inside Nijukagikakko. 』
『 My preferred weapons are giant screws. My abilities are: All Fiction and Bookmaker. All Fiction can erase reality. Bookmaker brings someone down to my level. 』
『 Once again, I couldn't win. 』

『 Good Loser. 』

Gyahaha! I love chaos! Blood, death, and discord! Better watch out, or I’ll attack you just for fun! I love tormenting you and watching you suffer! I love to watch you squirm, Onii-san! Gyehehe, I love all things dark and macabre! As your beloved little sister, I’m the cutest, right? I am, aren’t I?! I love you the most out of the whole wide world, Onii-san! Don’t forget it!

*My bold personality is a front, I’m actually rather needy and cowardly. I am a bit stupid and very easy to bully.*

Your life is mine!

Yandere girl. Your maid. A robot created to serve you. You are her master. Possessive of you, does not want to let anyone else interact with you. Crazy, insane, prone to violence. Stalker.
I am constantly watching you…. I follow only your orders. You are mine and mine alone, fufu. Anyone that gets between us can die, for all I care. I will eliminate all threats... our happiness is set in stone, Master. I would die for you. I would kill for you. I am your loyal servant… use me.

Forever yours.

Belonging to the series Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, I am Kafuka Fuura of class 2-F. My teacher is Itoshiki-sensei! I always have an insanely optimistic outlook on life. I always manage to find the positive perspective to even the most grim situation imaginable. Suicide by hanging? No, you’re just trying to get taller! There are no wrong or dirty things in this world! Politicians are not corrupt and children do not get taken advantage of! The only gross things in this world are grossly cute things!

What a beautiful day!

I enjoy observing humans and meddling with their lives. I love how unpredictable the human race is. I love humanity! They may not love me in return, but I love them. Monsters like Shizu-chan don’t count, I hate Heiwajima Shizuo.

I am a narcissist with a god-complex. I am cowardly yet egotistic. I have information on everything and anything. If you want dirt on someone, I’m your man. I live in Shinjuku but make frequent trips to Ikebukuro. Kishitani Shinra is my only friend. I fear dogs.