I enjoy observing humans and meddling with their lives. I love how unpredictable the human race is. I love humanity! They may not love me in return, but I love them. Monsters like Shizu-chan don’t count, I hate Heiwajima Shizuo.

I am a narcissist with a god-complex. I am cowardly yet egotistic. I have information on everything and anything. If you want dirt on someone, I’m your man. I live in Shinjuku but make frequent trips to Ikebukuro. Kishitani Shinra is my only friend. I fear dogs.