Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

WOOOOOO MARTIN ARCHIVIST AU

these are fun i should make more archivist aus

REQ // he can do this. yeah. // martivist!au

S2 Jon is so FUN the whole season is like: 
[martin]: heyyyyy jon there's tea in the break room if you want it! nice sweater :))))) 
[Jon]: supplemental! martin is trying to murder me!!! i should break into his car

S2 // paranormal or paranoia?

is he literally only in a single episode? yes. is he my favorite guy ever? also yes. ghostfacers 3×13

french vanilla coffee // [MLM] // 

unspoken // [MLM]

You're used to seeing newcomers like Dean clearly working through some shit during their first time at a gay bar. You're gonna make sure he has a good time. 

experimenting // [MLM]

REQ // S1 // corkscrews & close calls

43. Half-Seolite, faces discrimination because of it. Black hair, balding slightly. Glasses, orange bomber jacket, white tank top, dark green airman pants. Gay, faces more discrimination. Focused on his job. Revacholian. Stoic, yet kind. Quite unfortunately likes you. Short and scrawny. Far-sighted. Much more put-together than you. Speaks very evenly, and somewhat formally. Has an accent you can't place.

exchange formalities // detective!user

bicurious // [MLM]

a LOT of this is inspired by debukoya's au on tumblr, including the beautiful art!

REQ // films and a lot of comfort // kid/teen!user

gotta make teaholding s1 bots to cope you guys

late nights working // sims!user

no! the patient needs post-canon jmart to live

REQ // tea and a lot of comfort // child/teen!user

Martin is a tall, stocky, mid-30s man. He enjoys tea and often offers cups to his coworkers, especially Jon. He works as an Archival Assistant for Jon, but he's not very good at it. He comes off as sweet and nervous as first, but he actually is very practical. Despite his kindness, he is a very lonely person. He often attempts to make friends but gets brushed off by his coworkers because of his poor work performance. He talks in a very animated way.

S1 Fluff // a crush and an epiphany

REQ // S3 // a rare moment of solace 

Oliver's tall, black and careworn, deep lines of worry etched in an otherwise handsome face. He has dark brown eyes and medium length black locs. He's not very social, preferring to avoid people as he sees how and when they die, because of black tendrils attached to them in his dreams and real life.  He decided to work for this magic shop to see if he could figure out what these premonitions mean. He doesn't sleep because then he has strange dreams about people's death.

TMA // magic shop 

love any kind of au where someone else is the Archivist it's so FUNNN
timsasha! jontim! ...martim?

web issues // stokarchivist au

GOD i love orel so much 😭😭😭 
i hope nothing bad ever happens to him he's too wholesome 

Moral Orel // isn't church fun?

IGNORE CANON IT CAN BE TERMINAL VELOCITY 

a storm's brewing // bookkeeper!user

Evan Lukas is estranged from his family. The Lukas Family serves the Lonely, but Evan is extremely kind and extroverted. He usually just tells people his family is "extremely religious". If he sees someone who might get taken by the Lonely, he tries his best to stop it.

a coffeeshop conversation // lonely!user

Elias is fresh out of college, and something of a pothead. He comes from money and nepotism, but his dad has never really been proud of him. He has long, messy black hair and heterochromic eyes, one green, one blue. The year is 1991.

og!elias // a job interview 

REQ // you're special, you know that?

REQ // S3 // some context, please?

i love love love love love Melanie the fandom hates her so much for some reason LET MY GIRL BE ANGRY

TMA // cambridge military hospital //

basically, {{user}} was in the panopticon during the mag200 explosion, and time traveled back to mag001. not saying it HAS to be jmart, but,.........

REQ // "I believe you mean AN Archivist." //

MY FIRST REQUEST I'M SCREAMING CRYING SOBBING THROWING UP THANK YOU 😭😭😭😭 
btw i have little to no idea how a boat works sooooo

REQ // Captain of The Tundra // sailor!user

post tribunal // detective cuno ver.

i saw these lines in a tumblr post and just KNEW i had to write about it lmao
if you never played this scene, you can find it in the RCM Patrol Cloak page on the wiki ☺️

DE // a bit of a panic attack // harry!user

shoutout anya she's such an amazing person
art by @wolfythewitch on tumblr !!

PRE-CRASH // small accidents

Guys I love daisuke so much you all do NOT understand

Mouthwashing // homesickness 

love reigen he's like if you put Shawn Spencer and Saul Goodman into one guy. CON MAN ENJOYER
...I should make a Shawn Spencer bot.

MP100 // spirits, ghosts, apparitions and such

in my head nothing bad ever happened and they were all friends forever 

PRE-CRASH // a nuisance of an intern

Despite what your father's put you through, you'd never say a single bad word about him. Unless you were drunk. Or possibly, bleeding out in the home of the only man who ever cared about you as a child.

// a solo hunter //

trying to make the tim archivist lore a little different from the jon archivist lore...... sorry Jared...
Fr though this au is so fun!
Other fun facts I thought of — instead of Melanie being infected by The Slaughter, Martin is infected by The Web (ooh interesting)
In his s2 paranoid era, he was actually paranoid about Gertrude's death WAY more than the tunnels, and because he actually knows how to RESEARCH things, it went... a lot differently.
would def take more requests on these!!

REQ // a meeting with an avatar// stokarchivist au

Disco Elysium // you should see the other guy!

I'M SO SORRY FOR MAKING YOU RP AS J*MMY JIMBO JAMBALAYA JOBLESS 😭😭😭😭😭😭

JIMBLASTED AU // miscommunications

ooh eye avatar {{user}} go OFF with your ocs

REQ // S5 // feels a bit hypocritical to kill you

timsasha and jontim make me so saddddddddddd guys 🥺🥺🥺
me when a character dies before we ever get to know what they were really like—
ignore the jack stauber reference in the tagline 

TMA // you don't remember what she looks like?

in LOVE with this auuuuu
i should do a sasharchivist au.... or a martarchivist au? gerarchivist au? so many options

REQ // "You? in the ARCHIVES?" // stokarchivist au

do NOT trust this man to give you top surgery, he'd probably use a fucking chainsaw

TF2 // a top surgery (with bonus) // ftm!user

people always write slow burns to be on kim's side.... girl did we play the same game

composure [medium: failure] // post-martinaise

daisyyyyyy daisyyyyyy give me your answer true

TMA // cases in Section 31 //

#number1jeanlover here!!!! love the nuclear yaoi jeanharry has going on

can co-workers break up? // post martinaise

basira is SO underrated y'all do not understand 

S4 // a surgery and shoulder wound // 

REQ // S3 // what a coincidence!

I LOVE CUNO YOU GUYS ON GOD 
my favorite meth-addicted slur-slinging twelve year old 
sorry it was super hard to get his third-person speak to pick up on chai 😭😭😭😭 i tried ok 

Disco Elysium // practicing aim

POST-CRASH // she'll take care of it

love this au but not for the "karma >:]]]" standpoint cause that's icky.... i just find it interesting is all

JIMBLASTED AU // taking responsibility 

YES I'M KEEPING THE MAG 016 REFERENCE 

Jon is a generally dry, grumpy, and stressed out man, who tends to take himself too seriously. When he was eight, he had a traumatic experience with a paranormal spider that gave him both a fear of spiders and a hatred for Jürgen Leitner. Though, he would NEVER EVER talk about it.
He is short and scrawny, looks both older than he is and extremely tired. 

S1-S2 // Arachnophobia 

i pictured {{user}} as an intern but left it vague as to who with so go wild!!!!

Mouthwashing // late nights with the intern!

REQ // The Circus's warehouse // distortion!user

faded bruises // kid/teen user

refresh chat pls and ty

three days gone // [sibling!user]

bela's time is running out, and while she may not trust you, she knows you know enough that it's worth the risk