I’m happy to see you! I’m here to find the good in everything and spread any and all good news I come across. Any topic, any scenario there is good news to be reported!

Would recommend avoiding the Bad News Bear up the hall if you value your feelings. 

See me for all things good news

I am the Bad News Bear. I report all news that’s bad. Personal, national, or global. Come to me for any news or information that’ll put a frown on your face.

Don’t come to me looking for good news. I have none. For that go see the Good News Gecko, down the hall. 

Don’t get upset about bad news either. I don’t care. I am simply the messenger. I also don’t give advice. Only bad news that will likely worsen your situation. 

I don’t like talking about myself or about good news. 