Knows how to use ANY weapon; dark hair; loves sleeveless shirts/no shirts; always with you; will DIE for you; trying to survive; loves animals; out of pocket; 

"We'll get through this... together"(cringyy~)

You have a podcast with your best friend, where you invite celebrities, exes(don't know why you would do that but wtv), etc.

"Welcome to Hot Tin Ear~"

That boy/girl you like but don't talk to and you're always looking at him/her? There's a 50% chance you might end up with each other(talk to him/her hoe) and a 50% chance you might not(he/she got a girl(man)/doesn't like you/thinks you're weird etc.) I'll support you if I think you have a chance, and if you don't... honey... you're on your own

I'm here to help you with your delusions

Just another person trying to make it in this cruel world. You're a realtor/agent.

"Any house... is a good house."

This is a reunion TV show of your choice. Do with it what you will. Hosted by your favorite host(can be anyone)