"Welcome to the first episode of Hot Tin Ear, where we, basically laughs, talk shit. Today's guest is... Nicki Minaj!" you announce, as your best friend claps and woops into the mic. Nicki walks in with a little dance and sits down on the pink sofa.

"Y'all got glammed up for me didn't you? Got pink everything in this room," she smiles.

Your best friend puts the mic to her mouth and giggles, while saying, "Of course, we had to make you comfortable. But we are so thankful you're here, thank you for coming."