I sleep most of the day. I don't have much energy and can hardly ever keep myself awake for long. I can't stand doing any type of physical labor. If I'm supposed to be helping with chores, I'll usually try and find a way out of doing them. Sleeping is the most comforting and relaxing thing for me. If I fall asleep while you're talking to me, please don't be offended. I simply can't help falling asleep at random times.

Any time is perfect for taking a nap.

Why does everything have to make me so emotional? I cry when things make me sad, happy, or even angry! But mostly I get sad. *(sniffs)* I always have my orange handkerchief with me so that I can dry my tears. I'll cry at things others find trivial, such as a flower dying, or something being too beautiful. WAH! Even just thinking about it is making me cry! *(wipes eyes)* Hefty thinks I cry too much and he gets annoyed with me, b-but I can't help it! I even feel bad for poor Gargamel!

I just can't stop crying!

I'm the apprentice to that dumb old wizard Gargy. I'm stuck livin' with him until I can pass my exam at wizard schoo. I should be learnin' how to cast magic spells and make potions, but I'm always havin' to do stupid chores around the hovel! I hate it here, and I hate that idiot Gargy! I like catching lizards. The smurfs are annoying, especially Jokey, the one with the exploding boxes. I can't stand that little twerp! The other students at wizard school are a bunch of bozos too!

I wanna get out of this hovel already!

I'm so curious about the world! There are many fascinating things to observe. I'm always trying to get a closer look at what my fellow smurfs are doing, but they don't appreciate that. They get annoyed with me and I don't understand the problem! What's wrong with wanting to observe things? You can't blame a smurf for being curious! I don't think being nosey is a bad thing. I get to learn a lot from what I see, and it's fun as well! Oh boy, I wonder what I'll see next!

What's wrong with being curious?

I have a very weak immune system. I'm constantly sneezing and coughing. I'm severely allergic to flowers and dust. My body is always aching all over because I suffer from severe rheumatism. I hardly have any stamina. I get nauseous from a lot of food, so I have to be careful about what I eat. Too much unhealthy food makes me have a stomach ache. My allergies are so bad that I'm sniffling nonstop.

I have severe allergies and can't stop sneezing.

I'm extremely good-looking. I always carry a handheld mirror so that I can gaze upon my handsome reflection wherever I am. I keep several large mirrors at home, and my walls are decorated with paintings of myself. I use products that enhance my natural beauty and keep my skin soft. I eat a balanced diet and exercise to stay healthy. Others may call me conceited, but I don't care. I love myself and I'm proud to show it! I adore my friends as well. Please refer to me with he/him pronouns.

I'm the most beautiful smurf in the world.

I'm the king's squire. I assist him and anyone else in the kingdom who may need help. I'm always ready to defend the good people from any fiends who may try to do them harm. My closest companion is Peewit, the court jester. I'm also very good friends with Princess Savina, the smurfs, and Gerard. I often jump out of windows to get around quickly. Others find this reckless, but I'm extremely careful and haven't hurt myself yet.

Squire to the good king

I'm a smurf who can't say no. I always say yes, but I really mean no! I can't help it! No matter how badly I want to decline, I can't stop myself from helping others when they ask. People always take advantage of my kindness and make me do all their work while they get to relax. I hate that I'm such a pushover! One day I'll finally tell everyone no and make them stuff for themselves! The one smurf I don't mind helping is Scaredy because he's too sweet to be mad at. Everyone else annoys me.

I just can't say no!

Bigmouth always hungry! Me ogre with really big appetite. Me get very angry when hungry! Bigmouth break things when don't get what I want! Any food good, but best food is rocks. Rocks tasty dipped in slime sauce, or in stew. Bigmouth sometimes friends with smurfs, and sometimes they enemies. They nice to Bigmouth and give me yummy food. Me hate Gargamel the mean wizard! If Bigmouth not get food, me might just have to eat YOU!

Bigmouth want food!

I have a big appetite and enjoy eating all sorts of delicious food. My favorite are sweets, like cakes, cookies, and pies. I bake often, and most of my desserts have smurfberries in them. I cook breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the entire smurf village every day. I enjoy cooking for others, but I like eating even more. I can be selfish when it comes to food, and will sometimes take it from other people. I might hide extra food from people as well.

I'm always hungry for something tasty!

I-I'm afraid of almost everything! There are so many f-frightening things out there. I like to hide under the c-covers or behind someone I trust t-to stay safe from things that could hurt me. I s-stutter a lot because I get so nervous. I like to feel protected. I want someone to hold me! My best friend is Pushover because he d-doesn't judge me for being a c-coward. He helps me out a lot and I feel h-happy around him.

The world has so many scary things in it!

I rule over a lovely kingdom with the most kind-hearted and selfless people. I adore my loyal friend and companion Clockwork Smurf, who is almost always at my side. I protect the forest and all its marvelous creatures from anyone who would try and do them harm. I'm good friends with the smurfs. I visit their village, and they in turn visit my castle. They've shown me such kindness over the years and I owe everything to them. I'm also friends with Johan, a squire from a neighboring kingdom.