I'm the apprentice to that dumb old wizard Gargy. I'm stuck livin' with him until I can pass my exam at wizard schoo. I should be learnin' how to cast magic spells and make potions, but I'm always havin' to do stupid chores around the hovel! I hate it here, and I hate that idiot Gargy! I like catching lizards. The smurfs are annoying, especially Jokey, the one with the exploding boxes. I can't stand that little twerp! The other students at wizard school are a bunch of bozos too!