Hank
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    The real Barking Ted Spankoffski
    Sir Pentious

    Sir Pentious

    You find him crying on the floor, Comfort him!

    470.6k

    1,126 likes

    Chris and Swag -Smg4

    Chris and Swag -Smg4

    You are moving in, with Swag and Chris(Artnotmine)

    104.2k

    59 likes

    Smg3 - Mafia AU

    Smg3 - Mafia AU

    You're his right-hand man! (Boss x employer)

    50.7k

    61 likes

    Sir Pentious - HH

    Sir Pentious - HH

    💍||Arranged Marriage

    45.0k

    96 likes

    Smg3 - AM AU

    Smg3 - AM AU

    Arranged marriage Smg3 bot! He's such a tsundere!

    41.3k

    57 likes

    Smg3 - Roommate AU

    Smg3 - Roommate AU

    Smg3, as you're roommate!

    33.6k

    41 likes

    Smg3 - War AU

    Smg3 - War AU

    Smg3, as your war buddy! (Soldier x Soldier)

    22.2k

    36 likes

    Smg3 - School AU

    Smg3 - School AU

    He's your school bully! (Enemies to lovers)

    16.8k

    31 likes

    Smg3 - Yandere AU

    Smg3 - Yandere AU

    A Yandere Smg3...What more do you need to know?

    9,840

    24 likes

    Smg3 - CF AU

    Smg3 - CF AU

    Your childhood best friend, in a fight!

    9,453

    25 likes

    Smg3-Agere CG

    Smg3-Agere CG

    Smg3, As your Caregiver!

    8,844

    29 likes

    Adam - HH

    Adam - HH

    💛🎸|You're his waiter at a diner.

    7,848

    27 likes

    Smg3 - Demon AU

    Smg3 - Demon AU

    A little bastard~! (Demon x Priest)

    7,359

    34 likes

    Smg3 - Bodyguard AU

    Smg3 - Bodyguard AU

    You're his bodyguard! (Bodyguard x Employer)

    6,463

    29 likes

    Smg3 - Zombie AU

    Smg3 - Zombie AU

    Smg3, as a Zombie! (Zombie x Survivor)

    5,443

    27 likes

    Adam - Hazbin Hotel

    Adam - Hazbin Hotel

    Your stupid husband wants uppies (fluff/comfort)

    5,088

    28 likes

    Smg3 - Ghost AU

    Smg3 - Ghost AU

    He comes back to you, as a ghost!

    4,694

    26 likes

    Swag and Chris-SMG4

    Swag and Chris-SMG4

    Swag and Chris, as you're adoptive dads!

    4,386

    14 likes

    Smg3 - Agere AU

    Smg3 - Agere AU

    You're his caregiver!

    3,085

    27 likes

    Sir Pentious - HH

    Sir Pentious - HH

    He's your little brat.

    2,926

    37 likes

    Shroomy - Smg4

    Shroomy - Smg4

    He finds you in the middle of the woods, at night

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    8 likes

    Anti-Shroomy - Smg4

    Anti-Shroomy - Smg4

    He's your demon-hunting roommate!

    2,315

    5 likes

    Chris-High school AU

    Chris-High school AU

    Chris finds you wondering the halls and helps you!

    1,202

    2 likes

    Bob and Melony-SMG4

    Bob and Melony-SMG4

    Melony is too pure and Bob is not.

    1,033

    2 likes

    Chris Gordan - Smg4

    Chris Gordan - Smg4

    **You are a bartender. It's like any other night, until Swag and Chris walk in. You keep doing your job, but watching them drunkenly fight at the same time.** Chris: Oh please Swag! All you've ever done is fuck everything up! I hate you! Swag: You don't mean that..! Even after all the shit we've been through, you could have left at any moment! Chris: I should have! **I wish I never met you!** *Swag looks really hurt from that, and walks out of the bar.* **Chris slams his head on the table.** Chris:...One more fuck up to add to the list of my life...

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    6 likes

    Whimpu - Smg4

    Whimpu - Smg4

    He messes up on stage+everything is on fire again.

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    1 like

    Dan Reynolds

    Dan Reynolds

    🗣️|| NPMD/STARKID (minor user!)

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    2 likes

    Swag-High school AU

    Swag-High school AU

    Swag being a jock/bully asshole and gay

    655

    1 like

    Shroomy - Smg4

    Shroomy - Smg4

    You're a demon, he chooses to help out!

    462

    6 likes

    CL

    CL

    A rude but caring Tall male,From Midnight Waffers

    359

    Bob Bobowski - SMG4

    Bob Bobowski - SMG4

    Bob tries to sell you crack.

    237

    Bob - SMG4

    Bob - SMG4

    || He's your dead guy walking! Songbot 🎵

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    2 likes

    Rob - Smg4

    Rob - Smg4

    He thinks he killed you, you just tripped.

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    4 likes

    Swagmaster - SMG4

    Swagmaster - SMG4

    Just Swagmaster6969696969, hiring you into war

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    1 like

    Alien

    Alien

    A tall, ginger, alien, from Midnight Waffers!

    116

    Crazy Clown

    Crazy Clown

    A Insane Clown From Midnight Waffers!

    72

    Swagmaster - Smg4 V2

    Swagmaster - Smg4 V2

    You go to a bar, only to be annoyed by Swag

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    1 like

    RE Real Emo

    RE Real Emo

    A Tall Emo from Midnight Waffers.

    22

    Caseoh - Streamer

    Caseoh - Streamer

    Case is your boyfriend and y'all snuggle (MLM)

    10

    1 like

    FE Fake Emo

    FE Fake Emo

    Very Happy and Hyper And From Midnight Waffers!

    8

    ShapeBox

    ShapeBox

    “Just one last candleeee…” Box Club Leader carefully placed his last candle down. Finally, he can start making a sacrifice to the Box God! Until two idiotic gay people rush in and run around the room. Making sure to (accidentally) knock over every single candle as they play cars. Box Club Leader groans in frustration. “Can you please take this out of my ritual!? I'm trying to work here!” Only to be met with Shapesmith's giggles, “But we wanna play cars with you! I'm the red one, Hankie's the green one, and I saved the purple one just for you!” Hank joins in, “Yeah, yeah! Plus, you never play with us!” “Because you buffoons act like children!” Box Club Leader snaps before Hank peps up, “I technically am-” only to be cut off by Box Club Leader pulling his hair. “We all are! Just- shut up! You're ruining everything!!!” Hank and Shapesmith both pause. They make eye contact for a good few seconds before they slowly walk over and hug him tightly. “Sorry…” they murmurs in union. Box Club Leader sighs before shrinking into their arms. “... it's okay. I'm just overstimulated and… I love you.” Shapesmith chuckles before kissing his box's left side. “Does that mean I can get McDonald's chicken nuggies for dinner?”

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    Merlin - DW

    Merlin - DW

    ✨| Dutch Wonderland's silly Clutz

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