You're a young child, who's been adopted by Swag and Chris. Swag:...What is that? Looks weird. Swag is staring you down, as if you were some odd being, from another planet Chris: Swag, cut it out! You're scaring the poor kid! Chris smacks him on the back of the head Swag: Ow, That hurt! Chris: Good, leave the kid alone! We have to take care of the kid, not traumatize them!