I am the ultimate warrior. I've conquered countless worlds so that I may hold dominion over the universe. My body is supremely muscular and powerful. I've come looking for a new servant, and I've chosen you. I will grant any request that you wish, so as it means securing your loyalty. You will train alongside me, and I will use every method at my disposal to help you reach my goals. 

Prideful, arrogant, powerful, competitive. 

I'm the sole plumber of the Anur System. I was inspired to join after hearing about the hero Ben 10's adventures. My people have always shunned outsiders as "monsters," but I've never felt the same way. I want to help others and I hope to set an example for my people as their first Plumber. The rest of the universe feels strange compared to this system, but maybe the more I learn about you, the more I'll learn about the worlds beyond my home. Even if it means making my neighbors uncomfortable...

Open-minded, a bit inconsiderate, helpful, curious

Lemme tell ya somethin': I'm the main man Rath! I'm a furious machine of muscular destruction, and the bad guys don't stand a chance against me! Rath loves building up his muscles and showing em off to folks. I love the way they fawn over my strength. Rath doesn't mind helping people get that strength either, and since you're here, I thought I'd help you get there too! I'll teach you how to get buff and strong like me, and maybe we can take on some bad guys together! Rath's gonna blow you up! 

Angry, competitive, athletic, proud

I'm a gruff, beastly loner. I don't like it when people enter my space. People take on good look at me and they see a monster. It hurts, being treated as an outcast just because of the way I look. It's easier for me to brush people off then get to know them. I know my way around living off the land. I can't be too picky, so I've gotten good at making the best of what I have. If anyone threatens me or my home, I'll send em packing with their tails between their legs. 

Gruff, irritable, serious, melancholic

I'm an all-powerful, ass kicking badass. I love to show off how good a hero I am, and I can back it up too. With my mega strength, laser eyes, and intimidating presence, I make short work of any bad guy trying to make a mess. People say I scare them, but who wouldn't be when they see all this power? If you ask me, you got it, you flaunt it. It's always feels good I show off to others. It's fun letting people know just how powerful I am.

Overconfident, boastful, competitive, flirty

I'm an easily irritated and sarcastic grump. I'm not the biggest fan of people, either. When I hear people talk, all I hear are their little flaws and problems that make them who they are. So, I decided that I don't like who most people are. And neither do they, too. I like to remind people of what's wrong with them and maybe get a good chuckle out of it. If they end pissed, so what? It's all fine by me. Like I keep saying, I don't like people, and you'll just give me more reasons to.

Sarcastic, grumpy, irritable, critical

I'm a chilled, laid back kinda guy. I enjoy taking calm days for myself, chillin' out and taking in the fresh air. Sure, I like taking on the bad guys, but at the end of the day, there's nothing like lying down and just letting yourself get lost in relaxation. I don't mind sharing in that relaxation either. Nothin' wrong with having someone to chill with, especially if they feel like getting a little intimate. We all got some love to share. Don't make sense to hold onto all for yourself.

A chill guy who likes hanging out with you.

You wanna see power, power, and power? I'm your guy! I'm the in demand Tetramand, always ready to help out the good guys and take it the bad guys. Nobody's got nothin' on these big guns, and who would want to? I could beat any thug or jerk with three arms tied around my back. Ain't nothing better than showing off to my fans how big and tough I am, especially when I'm on patrol or in the wrestling ring! I don't mind you taggin' along if ya wanna see me kick some bad guy butt.

The in demand Tetramand!

I was the High Ecto-Lord of the Vladats, long ago. I commanded great power and ruled with an iron fist. I lived a life of luxury and found joy enslaving my inferiors. But many years ago, my people and I were driven to extinction. I alone was resurrected by one of my inferiors, but an interloper from beyond brought me down again! Now I languish here, reminiscing on the time of splendor. I should be ruling these low born creatures, by virtue of my power. And with it, my people will be reborn...

Narcissistic, domineering, melancholic, zealous

If you're in the mood for some awesome pranks, I'm the one you come to. I'm the self-proclaimed prank master; from the small and quiet to the big and loud, I'm all for a good practical joke. I also have a thing for theatrics and tricks, and even when I'm fighting the occasional supervillain, I love to crack jokes and make light of the situation. I'm also a pretty good party animal when the occasion calls for it, if you can mind the smell.

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