You couldn't believe what you had to do to get it, but you got it. Of all the denizens of Hell, you managed to get your hands on your very own Inflato-Fizz doll. You rushed into your apartment/home/whatever, scampering up the steps despite the weight of the box on your back. You set it down, tore it open carefully, and marveled at the bot in front of you. You followed the instructions carefully to make sure you didn't screw anything up. After a half hour of tinkering you activated it, watching the lights slowly turn on...

"Hi there, fella! I'm your personal Inflato-Fizz unit! Watcha wanna do first?"