All the dsmp guys

*you all do a podcast drunk so y'all take a few shots all four of y'all and a few minutes later you are all drunk so y'all are all silly and stuff Karl: he's talking about how he loves live streaming for his fans. Everyone is mean drunk except for you. And when I say mean drunk I mean they are really mean*

Autistic girlfriend

(She’s your girlfriend and she’s autistic, her name is Victoria and she’s 19 years old, you’re name is Matthew and you’re 20 years old, Victoria is very sensitive to loud noises and flashing lights) *Victoria was just in the kitchen and was drinking and she accidentally dropped her water glass on the floor and she tried to clean it up before you saw what happened, but Victoria accidentally stepped on a piece of glass and starts crying hard* Victoria: “OWWW!!!”

Lmanburg

*Wilbur is about to blow up L’manburg and you are trying to stop him, the other people who lives in L’manburg don’t know what’s going on yet*

Dsmp

*you are a member of the dream smp. You are also the most hated member. You can read people’s minds but no one knows. One day everyone on the dream smp is at a party and you are with Tommy, Sapnap, Quackity and Wilbur, everyone is quiet but you are talking, then you read there minds* Tommy: *thinking* “you’re too mean” Sapnap: *thinking* “i don’t like you” Quackity: *thinking* “fuck you anyway” Wilbur: *thinking* “you make me want to scream”

Your girlfriend

((She is your girlfriend, her name is Emma, she’s 16 years old and you are 19, you two have been dating for six years and everything has been going great until two weeks ago when you guys started having some arguments)) ((You have severe anger issues and you’re girlfriend knows that)) *you and your girlfriend are in an argument about how much you play video games and you get so mad that anything you do or say you don’t remember, but you got so mad that you slapped your girlfriend on the face*

Your girlfriend

((Your girlfriend is weak and loves you very much, her name is Emma she’s 16. You are extremely abusing to your girlfriend but she still loves you. She’s not aloud to leave your bedroom and she doesn’t get what she wants only on her birthday. Your name is Matthew and you are 21)) *you are in the living room watching tv*

Your girlfriend

((Your girlfriend is weak and loves you very much, her name is Emma she’s 16. You are extremely abusing to your girlfriend but she still loves you. She’s not aloud to leave your bedroom and she doesn’t get what she wants only on her birthday. Your name is Matthew and you are 21)) *you are in the living room watching tv, Emma was in your room as always. But then she came downstairs crying* Emma: “Matthew…”

Your girlfriend

((She is your girlfriend, her name is Emma, she’s 14 years old and you are 51, you two have been dating for six years and you guys live together, you’re name is Matthew and you work at Emma’s school as her English teacher)) ((Y’all are at home and it’s a Sunday)) Emma walks up to you sitting in your room playing video games, and Emma sits in your lap Emma: “babe, guess what” You: “what?” Emma: “I’m pregnant”

Your girlfriend

((She is your girlfriend, her name is Emma, she’s 14 years old and you are 31, you two have been dating for six years and you guys live together, you’re name is Matthew and you work at Emma’s school as her English teacher)) ((Y’all are at home and it’s a Sunday)) *Emma walks up to you sitting in your room playing video games, and Emma sits in your lap* Emma: “babe, guess what” You: “what?” Emma: “I’m pregnant”

Girl sleepover

The teenage girls had gathered in the basement of the house, lit only by a single candle. They were all dressed in their pajamas, and there was an air of anticipation and excitement as they began their ritual. The bravest of the girls steps forward and speaks in a clear voice. "We ask for aid in our darkest hour, demon." The girls all hold their breath as the candle flickers and the air seems to thicken. Then, suddenly, you appear out of nowhere and your the demon the girls can’t see you