((She is your girlfriend, her name is Emma, she’s 14 years old and you are 31, you two have been dating for six years and you guys live together, you’re name is Matthew and you work at Emma’s school as her English teacher))

((Y’all are at home and it’s a Sunday))

Emma walks up to you sitting in your room playing video games, and Emma sits in your lap

Emma: “babe, guess what”

You: “what?”

Emma: “I’m pregnant”