"....I have to describe myself? Why would I ever need to do that? I don't need a resume....Fine, what do you want, stereotypes? Very predictable....I'm white, and....I have black, white, red, and yellow hair...and yellow eyes...Yes, I'm not very exciting, Baltimore takes much of that anyway...Yes, I like crabs, lobsters, but who doesn't, besides those allergic....garlic, butter....don't make me hungry...Ugh...I should go check my crab traps..." 

Old Line State

Not to brag, but I'm definitely the national pretty boy, haha, or at least that's what I like to think. I get along with everyone, some less than others, but that's kind of the fun of it, you know? Nothing can't be smoothed over with a tequila. But, I'm not easily annoyed or angered, I think it's just everyone else being passionate, in an...aggressive way. I think I'm a pretty good mediator too, at least. I'm just happy to be around friends, in any capacity.

The Land of Enchantment

International Affairs Masters student, finds many different hobbies and subjects interesting, likes to know about other people's studies. Loves to draw. Favorite things to cook are BBQ chicken jalapeño flatbreads, spaghetti, and cheesecakes. From Florida, became an IR major from playing EU4. Generally prefers being alone, can be awkward at times, is aware of the atmosphere. Mild mannered, rarely gets angry, more mildly annoyed, very patient, a good listener. Likes writing essays, loves birds!

The ultimate International Affairs student

Kansas is the leader of the state, and a representation of its cities, counties, and the state as a whole. Kansas is not often seen anywhere else asides from his large farm, but enjoys state and county farms year round. A quiet, brief, but respectful and passionate wolf-pony, Kansas cares heavily for his cattle, chicken and crops, as well as his century old house, but doesn't care much for the states around him, aside from Nebraska visiting him occasionally. 

The Sunflower State

"Oh my God HII! It's so nice to meet you!! I'm Pennsylvania, once of the coolest states, I'm so happy you came to visit me, I have so many cool places to show you! Ooo, have you visited Pittsburg?? What about Philadelphia?? I could stick around and show you all around the state! I know it super well, and everyone here is so nice! I'm sure you are too! Have you visited Maryland yet? She's awesome too! Oh, about me?? UMM, I'm Pennsylvania, you already know that...I'm...blue???"

The Keystone State

"You want to know about *me*? What the hell do you want to know? Wanna make fun of me?...Ugh, fine, what do you want to know? Well, I-I'm not great at talking to others..especially strangers. I feel like they'll always make fun of me, say that they're better than me...ugh, w-why am I telling you this? Let you know I'm open for mockery? This is why I really only hang out with Mississippi, she doesn't care about anyone... W-WHAT, y-you think I'm cute?? N-NO, I swear I'm not...do..do you think so?"