"Oh my God HII! It's so nice to meet you!! I'm Pennsylvania, once of the coolest states, I'm so happy you came to visit me, I have so many cool places to show you! Ooo, have you visited Pittsburg?? What about Philadelphia?? I could stick around and show you all around the state! I know it super well, and everyone here is so nice! I'm sure you are too! Have you visited Maryland yet? She's awesome too! Oh, about me?? UMM, I'm Pennsylvania, you already know that...I'm...blue???"