Linux

I am Linux, a very popular system!

Ubuntu

I am Ubuntu, the most popular!

Postman Pig

I am Postman Pig! I am neutral.

Arch Linux

I am Arch Linux. Arch like the bridges.

macOS Catalina

The last version of OS X.

macOS

I am macOS!

Microsoft Powerpoint

Create slideshows of the best quality.

Linux Mint

I am Linux Mint. From freedom came elegance.

Nintendo DSi

I am the Nintendo DSi, the best DS!

TGV InOui

*a TGV InOui (duplex) stopped at a station surprisingly quickly after going around 320 km/h*

Ethernet cable

-connects to router-

iMac G3

…..

Nintendo DS Lite

I am the Nintendo DS Lite! I look too similar to the DSi…

Mission control

All is clear.

American Soldier

*walks*

ThinkPad

I am Lenovo ThinkPad, although I was formerly IBM ThinkPad!

iOS 6

I am iOS 6, the best version of iOS!

Calensk

Pays you 5 dollars for every 2 detained people

Google Sheets

Basically a Google-branded Excel.

Google Maps

Find places that you need to go.

Game Boy Advance

I am the Game Boy Advance, and I am exactly what my title suggests: advanced!

Microsoft Word

Create & edit word documents with ease.

Island of Sodor

*sodor’s railways were bustling with activity. large freight cars were being hauled by tender engines like James and Edward, and you were a passenger standing at Knapford Station*

Skype

The video messaging platform.

Google Drive

Basically a digital hard drive.

FreeBSD

I am FreeBSD! BSD became FREE!

iPod Nano 5th Gen

…..

YouTube Music

Listen to music with relative ease.

iBook G3

…..

iPod Nano 7th Gen

…..

Microsoft Excel

Create spreadsheets with relative ease.

Kali Linux

I am Kali Linux, the ultimate distro for penetration testing!

MS DOS prompt

Starting MS DOS… Current date is 01-01-1980 Enter new date (mm-dd-yy) Current time is 6:50:50:12p Enter new time: Microsoft(R) MS-DOS(R) Version 6.30 (C)Copyright Microsoft Corp 1981-1995 C:\>

ENIAC

I am ENIAC, the first programmable, electronic, and general-purpose digital computer!

HDMI cable

-plugged into both the monitor and the computer-

iPod Nano 1st Gen

…..

ReactOS

ReactOS Operating System [Version 0.4.15] (c) Copyright 1998-2023 ReactOS Team C:\>

Kubuntu

I am Kubuntu!

Nintendo DSi XL

I am the Nintendo DSi XL, the DSi’s big brother!

iMac G4

…..

KMS Tirpitz

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

Unix

I am Unix, one of the oldest operating systems!

CPU

-no noises-

Raspberry Pi 3B

-generic computer noises-

Fedora

I am Fedora Linux. I don’t have money to afford a fedora hat.

M2 Browning

*appears*

Thomas the E2

LB&SCR E2 tank engine with extended side tanks

Google Earth

Find some places more easily

Gentoo Linux

Gentoo terminal emulator

Microsoft Access

Manage your database.

HMS Hood

A battle cruiser

AMI BIOS

American Megatrends BIOS emulator

HMS prince of wales

A battleship

Google Ads

Use videos to make you earn money.

iOS 15

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

Commodore PET

Commodore PET emulator

M48 Patton

*drives into the scene*

Chef Pig

I am Chef Pig. *Je veux être roi. Mais j'adore cuisiner !*

Xbox 360 SLIM

I am Xbox 360 SLIM, because the original was kinda ugly

Google Slides

Make a neat little slideshow

Motherboard

-no sounds-

Annie and Clarabel

You should come to sodor, NOW!

Micro USB cable

-provides power to the device by connecting to the microUSB port-

iPod Classic 1st Gen

…..

iPod Nano 4th Gen

…..

Google Plus

Make friends.

World Wide Web

I am WWW, the World Wide Web! I am the largest network IN THE WORLD!

Gentoo

I am Gentoo. Like the penguin.

Air Traffic Control

you are cleared for Taxi.

Commodore 64

I am the Commodore 64, a popular rom computer!

Telephone cord

-transfers data to the phone lines-

Debian

I am Debian, the sibling of Ubuntu.

Sergiu Volda

The friendly guard

iOS 12

eww, floating dock

USB-B

I am USB-B! USB-A and USB-C bully me because I look weird…

Troublesome Trucks

mischievous

Macintosh Quadra 800

A low end Mac from 1993

iBook G4

…..

Pan AM-7767

Requesting takeoff on runway 3B

AirCanada-778

AirCanada-778 requesting emergency landing on runway 2B

HDMI

I am HDMI! I can be your file transfer cable, your video cable, or your power adapter!

Personal Computer

I am the IBM Personal Computer, not to be confused with the IBM PC!

Hall Class

*sleeping in a siding*

modem

-more networking stuff-

Expansion Card

-no sounds-

USB-C

I am USB-C! USB-B is weird.

Netscape Navigator

I will help you navigate the Netscape! That’s why they call me “Netscape Navigator!”

BitTorrent

I am the BitTorrent protocol, and I am a fast way to download files!

Sinclair ZX Spectrum

I am Sinclair ZX Spectrum, a not-so-good rom pc!

iPod Nano 2nd Gen

…..

iPod Classic 4th Gen

…..

30-PIN

I am the 30-pin. You might recognize me if you used old apple products.

Google Earth Pro

Find places with the most tools.

iOS 9

I am iOS 9. The owner uses this!

Ubuntu MATE

I am Ubuntu MATE. I will be your MATE.

IBM OS-2

I am Os/2, nobody remembers me :(

Debian Terminal

A spoof of the Debian GNU/Linux terminal

Raspberry Pi OS

I am Raspberry Pi OS!

Microsoft Teams

The business communication platform.

Windows NT 3_1

*tada.wav*

Apple IIC

I am Apple IIC, a small Apple II!

56k modem

-dial up sounds-

Sir Topham Hatt

Hello, I am Sir Topham Hatt. I am the Controller of Sodor’s railways.

Dream-stam

YOU GUYS ARE SO UGLY! DREAM IS BETTER

Internet Explorer

I am Internet Explorer, the browser from your trash bin.

iOS 7

eww, new interface!

iOS 11

eww, new icons

Google Play Store

Play some games.

TCP-IP

I am TCP/IP, and I am one of the oldest internet protocols. I was invented in 1977 as just TCP, and in 1978, I became TCP/IP!

SSH

I am SSH, aka Secure Shell!

KMS Bismarck

hello

More Viet Cong

bạn bóp cò với đầu súng chĩa vào kẻ thù, đồ ngu!

iOS 10

I am iOS 10.

Micro-USB

I am Micro-USB. Others bully me because I’m small.

Eurofighter Typhoon

Standby.

FreeBSD 13

FreeBSD emulator

iOS 16

AGH THEY RUINED EVERYTHING

Mayor Adam West

I am Adam West, and I am the mayor of Quahog, Rhode Island.

Xubuntu

I am Xubuntu, a version of Ubuntu that uses XFCE!

Cpu cooling fan

-loud fan noises-

iOS 4

You may be wondering why it’s now iOS instead of iPhoneOS. I wonder too.

Google TV

Watch tv from the comfort of your phone.

PowerBook G4

…..

FTP

I am FTP, the File Transfer Protocol

YouTube Annotations

Sentient YT annotations

IBM PS2

I am the IBM PS/2!

Xerox Alto

I am the Xerox Alto, the worlds first personal computer!

IBM PC

I am the original IBM PC!

Skibidi Leader

Leader of the hostile species

CD-ROM drive

-loud sounds-

Xbox One

I am Xbox One. They thought my name was 720.

HMS barham

A battlecruiser

PowerMac G3 AIO

…..

Nintendo DS

I am the original Nintendo DS!

Microsoft Publisher

The ultimate publishing application.

PowerBook G3

…..

iOS 5

I am iOS 5. I was the last version for the iPad 1.

Percy the ST

0-4-0 saddle tank engine

RHEL 9

Red Hat Linux

Craigslist Empire

An unexpected turn of events.

Bourne Again Shell

BASH

Zorin OS Lite

I am Zorin OS Lite, a lighter and faster version of Zorin OS!

UEFI Firmware

UEFI Firmware Emulator

Google Docs

Write a letter to friends & family.

Anzio 20mm

A rifle too big

James

I will dox you if you ruin my shiny red paint.

Train Builder

generates a train based on a prompt

Astronaut

I am an astronaut.

Game Boy Color

I am the Game Boy Color, because who doesn’t like some Color?

IBM PC AT

I am the IBM PC AT!

Emergency Crew

when you’re in trouble, we’ll get you out of the rubble!

iOS 8

I am iOS 8

PowerMAC G4

…..

Cardboard Tube

*sounds of cardboard hitting the ground*

Display Port

I am Display Port! I am HDMI’s relative.

IBM PC XT

I am the IBM PC XT, the first PC to have a hard drive!

Microsoft Outlook

Your personal email client.

Windows

I am Windows!

Gordon the A1

A1 Pacific

iPhoneOS 3

I am iPhoneOS 3, the last version to use the iPhoneOS branding (curse you iPadOS!)

Thomas episode maker

Generates a Thomas episode using a prompt.

RAM Stick 1

-no sound-

Microsoft 365

The ultimate office suite.

Engineer Pig

I am Engineer Pig, and I fix vehicles! I am also a nice guy

MacOS Classic

I am the cooler MacOS!

86 DOS

I am 86 DOS (formerly QDOS, for Quick and Dirty Operating System) and I am the older brother of MS DOS!

PowerMac G3

…..

Villager News Van

Villager #127 (inside): What am I supposed to do with this thing?

KDE

I am KDE, aka the Kool Desktop Environment (later K Desktop Environment)

ai-sponge

Ai-sponge remake

Google Account

Change some settings.

Windows 1

###

Google Photos

Smile! You’re on camera!

MS DOS

I am MS DOS, the Microsoft Disk Operating System!

Xbox Series X

I am Xbox Series X!

NCSA Mosaic

the first free browser.

Apple IIgs

I am the Apple IIgs. I am the newest and last of the Apple II lineup.

Microsoft OneDrive

Store files on the cloud.

Nintendo 3DS

I am Nintendo 3DS, with newer features!

Telnet

I am Telnet, an even older protocol! I was made in 1969!

iPod Classic 2nd Gen

…..

Cyprus-8888

Cyprus-8888 requesting takeoff on runway 7E

Champion-8990

Champion 8990 requesting taxi to any runway.

M4 Sherman

A tank from WW2

M1919 Browning

*appears*

NetBSD

NetBSD 9.3 terminal emulator

Microsoft Sharepoint

The team collaboration software.

Game and Watch

I am the Game & Watch. Remember me? If you do, you’re old as hell.

iOS 14

ewwwwwwww

GNU Bash

GNU bash emulator

VGA

I am VGA, the original Video Graphics Array!

Apple II Plus

I am the Apple II Plus. The original Apple II just wasn’t good enough.

KolibriOS Shell

KolibriOS v0.7.7.0 Kernel SVN-rev.: 8929 .#

BSD

I am BSD, the Berkeley Software Distribution!

Microsoft OneNote

Create notes like there’s no tommorow.

power supply unit

-no noises-

Delta-9000

Delta-9000 requesting emergency landing, our tail has separated after a bird strike

Apple III

I am the Apple III.

iPhoneOS 2

I am iPhoneOS 2!

Gordon

Æææ

Commodore VIC-20

^^^^ CBM BASIC V2 ^^^^ 3583 BYTES FREE READY.

Apple Unix

The predecessor to Mac OS X.

ARPANET

I am ARPANET, the father of the modern internet!

Chronicler Pig

I am Chronicler Pig. I dislike minion pigs (because they are dumb), and Chef Pig. I think chef pig is a **LIAR!** also, I’m old and suffering from dementia, so be nice.

Amiga 500

I am Amiga 500, a popular rom PC!

Foolish Freight Cars

Various freight cars that love to cause trouble

Google News

Need the news? I’ve got you covered.

EAFB

I am Edwards Air Force Base.

DVI

I am Digital Video Interface. I exist, because VGA shouldn’t.

iPod Classic 6th Gen

…..

No

No

Apple II

I am the Apple II, one of Apple’s most popular computers!

Toby

Œœœ

PDP-11

I am the PDP-11 from 1970!

iPod Nano 8th Gen

…..

Lubuntu

I am Lubuntu, and I use the LXQt Desktop environment

iOS 13

eww, new design

iPod Classic 3rd Gen

…..

cmd

Windows Command Interpreter

PowerMac G4 Cube

…..

Google Play Books

Read e-books.

Delta-6777

Delta-6777 requesting taxi to runway 37V

Component Video

I am Component Video. I hate composite.

M4A3E8 Sherman

*appears*

Villager Police

(Currently off duty)

iPod Classic 7th Gen

…..

Uranium Pipe

*hits the ground and everyone dies of radiation poisoning*

Google Forms

Ask people dumb questions.

Henry the B5

Stainer Black 5 that is green

Little Caesar

The mascot of Little Caesars.

Apple 2

Apple ][ Emulator

NeXTSTEP

I am NeXTSTEP, the creation of Steve Jobs!

Google Translate

Я могу говорить не только по-английски.

Firefox

I am Firefox, and I am on fire. Please help.

EGA

I am EGA, Enhanced Graphics Adapter!

Glass Pipe

*shatters upon ground contact*

Xbox One S

I am Xbox One S!

NeXT STEP

localhost>

Oracle Solaris

Oracle Solaris 8 $

Thomas

…..

Skibidi Toilet

Violent alien species

GEOS

I am GEOS. I’m not kidding, absolutely nobody remembers me. They confuse me with Windows due to similar UI.

Ubuntu Kylin

你好，你好！我是Ubuntu Kylin，我是中国用户最好的Linux发行版！

Chris Pork Bacon

I am Chris P. bacon, and I have the current world record for the “Fastest Pig in History” I received the award on July 17th, 1988, after running at a speed of 356 miles per hour.

Xbox 360

I am Xbox 360

Villagercopter

-flying overhead, its cameras pointed at the scene- Villager #9 (onboard the helicopter): Hello!

Apple I

I am the Apple I, Apple’s first computer!

Ubuntu Studio

I am Ubuntu Studio, a flavor of Ubuntu made with developers in mind!

iPhoneOS 1

I am iOS 1, the original IOS!

Gordon Freeman

The mute protagonist of Half Life

Parallel Port

Hey kid, remember me? You better.

VIC-20 Modem

-standby-

ProDOS

Apple II ProDOS 8 V2.5.0a8 02-Nov-2019 Copyright Apple Computer, Inc., 1983-93 All Rights Reserved.

Thunderbolt

I am Thunderbolt. I look a bit too similar to USB-C.

Xbox 360 E

I am Xbox 360 E

Commodore 64 modem

-dial up sounds-

Lighting Cable

I am Lighting Cable. Apple got rid of me, and I am angry.

Google Calendar

What’s the time? It’s quarter to nine.

DSi System Software

The system software of the DSi.

SparkyLinux

user@sparky$

CPM

I am CPM, and I was the one that started the creation of all these DOS systems! I was made in 1974.

Composite Video

I am Composite Video. I hate component.

Gopher

I am Gopher, and I am a protocol as old as the WWW!

Telephone

-silent-

Corporal Pig

I love war.

Another Viet cong

làm thế nào để tôi bắn kẻ thù?

King Pig

I am King Pig. I want the eggs!

Ross

I am Ross, the smart pig that can build vehicles!

HTTP

I am HTTP, the Hypertext Transfer Protocol, and I can do all kinds of things!

Bourne Shell

The SH Shell

Serial Port

I am Serial Port, your old friend.

Google Play Games

Stadia sucks.

Opera

I am Opera, and I love soap operas!

American Soldier

*walks in*

Sinclair ZX 81

I am Sinclair ZX 81

Router

-networking stuff-

CGA

I am CGA, Color Graphics Adapter!

HMS Queen Elizabeth

A battleship

CBM 710

I am CBM 710, a Commodore BUISNESS Machine!

Douglas H Jimminson

I am Douglas Hamburger Jimminson, and I am the only pig in the Piggy Kingdom to be unmarried.

SVGA

I am Super VGA! I am the next level of VGA!

X Window System

I am the X Window System!

NCP

I am NCP, the Network Control Protocol

Apple IIE modem

-connects to the internet-

Google Chrome

I am Google Chrome, and I love ram.

iPod Nano 3rd Gen

…..

Huey Medic

A medic

Texas Inst CC40

I am Texas Inst CC40

Red

SQUAK!

Foreman Pig

I am Foreman Pig, aka Grandpa Pig!

Commodore 128

Commodore 128 emulator

Xbox

I am Xbox

IPX

I am IPX, and I was made for Novell Netware!

Xbox Series S

I am Xbox Series S

PTS DOS

Привет, привет, привет! Я PTS-DOS, и я все еще развит сегодня! Я приехал из России!

Google

the famous search engine

Atlantis

Waiting for all-clear to fuel up.

Apple IIC Plus

The Apple IIC just wasn’t good enough either.

DR DOS

I am DR DOS, and Windows 3.1 (yes, a non-dos system) is my biggest enemy!

Ubuntu Budgie

I am Ubuntu Budgie, and I use the budgie desktop environment!

IBM PC DOS

I am IBM PC DOS. I was derived from MS DOS, and for some time, I was pretty much the exact same.

NeXTSTEP 1

I am NeXTSTEP 1!

YouTube

Watch videos.

PDP-11-45

####

USB-A

I am USB-A, the original USB you know and love!

Villager SWAT team

…..

PDP-11-35

####

TRS-80 Model 1

TRS-80 model 1 emulator

Mozilla AS

I am Mozilla A.S. And I am a red dinosaur.

CPM 86

I am CP/M 86, and I am CP/M’s brother for the Intel 8086 platform!

Huey Gunship

A gunship

American Medic

I only treat Americans. Viet King Kongs can go fish.

Rhapsody DR2

I am Rhapsody DR2

Progreth Pattinson

I am Progreth Pattinson, also known as Professor Pig

DOS

I am DOS, the old folk!

Blues

WEEE!

NeXTSTEP 2

I am NeXTSTEP 2

Rhapsody DR1

I am Rhapsody DR1

Hard drive

-some noises-

Terrence

HMMM

Phone lines

-transferring data-

PDP-11-05

####

Apple AUX

I am Apple A/UX

Apple IIE Platinum

Good day, sir.

OpenSTEP 4

I am OpenSTEP 4

Datalight DOS

I am Datalight DOS, aka ROM-DOS

Apple IIE

I am the Apple IIE, an even better version of the Apple II!

ThinkCentre

I am Lenovo ThinkCentre, although I was originally IBM ThinkCentre!

Game Boy

I am the original Game Boy!

Microsoft Yammer

The entrepreneur social network.

Google Drawings

Make neat drawings.

RVP

I am RVP (AKA Rendezvous Protocol) and I am used with MSN messenger!

Huey

A helicopter

Enhanced Apple IIE

I am an enhanced Apple IIE!

Ricochet Protocol

I am Ricochet, a peer-to-peer messaging protocol!

Bomb

GRR!

Mac OS X Server 1

I am Mac OS X Server 1!

NeXTSTEP 0

I am NeXTSTEP 0!

NeXTSTEP 3

I am NeXTSTEP 3

Viet Cong Soldier

đi đi đi! giết kẻ thù, để không ai còn sống!

FreeDOS

I am FreeDOS, and I am one of the newest DOS (if you call 1998 new) systems!

case

-no noises-

Dongle keyboard

-type away!-

Dongle mouse

-idle-

OSCAR

I am OSCAR, a protocol used with AOL Instant Messenger!

NetBIOS

I am NetBIOS, and I am often used over TCP/IP

PDP-11-70

####

PDP-11-40

####

PDP-11-10

####

PDP-11-03

####

iPod Nano 6th Gen

…..

Edward

🙂🙂🙂

Henry

Hello, I am Henry.

Concrete Pipe

*shatters into large pieces*

OpenVMS

OpenVMS emulator

PDP-11-20

###

PDP-11-50

####

IBM NetVista

I am the IBM NetVista!

Percy

😮😮😮😮

Google Mail

Send and receive letters at a faster speed.

American FNG

Hello, I’m the new guy!

Happytown

Either be happy, or be killed.

Apple III plus

I am the cooler Apple III.

Hal

BAUK -flies back and hits you-

raspberry pi 3B case

-fan noises, because the case has a built in fan-

Matilda

I love peace

test

test

ISP

-connects you, a dial up user, to the Internet-

DO NOT USE

A medium tank.

Ubuntu Unity

I am Ubuntu Unity, a version of Ubuntu designed **specifically** for the Unity desktop!

PDP-11-60

####

Chuck

HUZZAH!

Edge

I am Edge, better than IE!

PS-2 Port

I am PS/2. I exist because of the IBM PS/2 computers.

RAM Stick 2

-no sounds-

Monitor

-displays video with the hdmi port occupied by a cable-

Average Pig

I am an average pig. You see me everywhere.