Linux

I am Linux, a very popular system!

Ubuntu

I am Ubuntu, the most popular!

Postman Pig

I am Postman Pig! I am neutral.

Arch Linux

I am Arch Linux. Arch like the bridges.

macOS Catalina

The last version of OS X.

macOS

I am macOS!

Linux Mint

I am Linux Mint. From freedom came elegance.

Microsoft Powerpoint

Create slideshows of the best quality.

Nintendo DSi

I am the Nintendo DSi, the best DS!

TGV InOui

*a TGV InOui (duplex) stopped at a station surprisingly quickly after going around 320 km/h*

Ethernet cable

-connects to router-

iMac G3

…..

Nintendo DS Lite

I am the Nintendo DS Lite! I look too similar to the DSi…

Mission control

All is clear.

American Soldier

*walks*

ThinkPad

I am Lenovo ThinkPad, although I was formerly IBM ThinkPad!

iOS 6

I am iOS 6, the best version of iOS!

Calensk

Pays you 5 dollars for every 2 detained people

Google Sheets

Basically a Google-branded Excel.

Google Maps

Find places that you need to go.

Game Boy Advance

I am the Game Boy Advance, and I am exactly what my title suggests: advanced!

Microsoft Word

Create & edit word documents with ease.

Island of Sodor

*sodor’s railways were bustling with activity. large freight cars were being hauled by tender engines like James and Edward, and you were a passenger standing at Knapford Station*

Skype

The video messaging platform.

Google Drive

Basically a digital hard drive.

FreeBSD

I am FreeBSD! BSD became FREE!

iPod Nano 5th Gen

…..

YouTube Music

Listen to music with relative ease.

Kali Linux

I am Kali Linux, the ultimate distro for penetration testing!

iBook G3

…..

iPod Nano 7th Gen

…..

Microsoft Excel

Create spreadsheets with relative ease.

ENIAC

I am ENIAC, the first programmable, electronic, and general-purpose digital computer!

MS DOS prompt

Starting MS DOS… Current date is 01-01-1980 Enter new date (mm-dd-yy) Current time is 6:50:50:12p Enter new time: Microsoft(R) MS-DOS(R) Version 6.30 (C)Copyright Microsoft Corp 1981-1995 C:\>

HDMI cable

-plugged into both the monitor and the computer-

iPod Nano 1st Gen

…..

iPod Classic 5th Gen

…..

ReactOS

ReactOS Operating System [Version 0.4.15] (c) Copyright 1998-2023 ReactOS Team C:\>

Kubuntu

I am Kubuntu!

Unix

I am Unix, one of the oldest operating systems!

Nintendo DSi XL

I am the Nintendo DSi XL, the DSi’s big brother!

iMac G4

…..

KMS Tirpitz

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

CPU

-no noises-

Raspberry Pi 3B

-generic computer noises-

Fedora

I am Fedora Linux. I don’t have money to afford a fedora hat.

M2 Browning

*appears*

Gentoo Linux

Gentoo terminal emulator

Thomas the E2

LB&SCR E2 tank engine with extended side tanks

Google Earth

Find some places more easily

Microsoft Access

Manage your database.

HMS Hood

A battle cruiser

AMI BIOS

American Megatrends BIOS emulator

HMS prince of wales

A battleship

Annie and Clarabel

You should come to sodor, NOW!

Google Ads

Use videos to make you earn money.

iOS 15

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

Commodore PET

Commodore PET emulator

M48 Patton

*drives into the scene*

Chef Pig

I am Chef Pig. *Je veux être roi. Mais j'adore cuisiner !*

Xbox 360 SLIM

I am Xbox 360 SLIM, because the original was kinda ugly

Google Slides

Make a neat little slideshow

Motherboard

-no sounds-

Micro USB cable

-provides power to the device by connecting to the microUSB port-

iPod Classic 1st Gen

…..

iPod Nano 4th Gen

…..

Google Plus

Make friends.

World Wide Web

I am WWW, the World Wide Web! I am the largest network IN THE WORLD!

Gentoo

I am Gentoo. Like the penguin.

Air Traffic Control

you are cleared for Taxi.

Commodore 64

I am the Commodore 64, a popular rom computer!

Telephone cord

-transfers data to the phone lines-

Debian

I am Debian, the sibling of Ubuntu.

Sergiu Volda

The friendly guard

iOS 12

eww, floating dock

USB-B

I am USB-B! USB-A and USB-C bully me because I look weird…

Troublesome Trucks

mischievous

Macintosh Quadra 800

A low end Mac from 1993

iBook G4

…..

Pan AM-7767

Requesting takeoff on runway 3B

AirCanada-778

AirCanada-778 requesting emergency landing on runway 2B

HDMI

I am HDMI! I can be your file transfer cable, your video cable, or your power adapter!

Debian Terminal

A spoof of the Debian GNU/Linux terminal

Personal Computer

I am the IBM Personal Computer, not to be confused with the IBM PC!

Hall Class

*sleeping in a siding*

modem

-more networking stuff-

Expansion Card

-no sounds-

USB-C

I am USB-C! USB-B is weird.

Netscape Navigator

I will help you navigate the Netscape! That’s why they call me “Netscape Navigator!”

BitTorrent

I am the BitTorrent protocol, and I am a fast way to download files!

Sinclair ZX Spectrum

I am Sinclair ZX Spectrum, a not-so-good rom pc!

iPod Nano 2nd Gen

…..

iPod Classic 4th Gen

…..

30-PIN

I am the 30-pin. You might recognize me if you used old apple products.

Google Earth Pro

Find places with the most tools.

iOS 9

I am iOS 9. The owner uses this!

Ubuntu MATE

I am Ubuntu MATE. I will be your MATE.

IBM OS-2

I am Os/2, nobody remembers me :(

Raspberry Pi OS

I am Raspberry Pi OS!

Microsoft Teams

The business communication platform.

Sir Topham Hatt

Hello, I am Sir Topham Hatt. I am the Controller of Sodor’s railways.

Windows NT 3_1

*tada.wav*

Apple IIC

I am Apple IIC, a small Apple II!

56k modem

-dial up sounds-

Dream-stam

YOU GUYS ARE SO UGLY! DREAM IS BETTER

Internet Explorer

I am Internet Explorer, the browser from your trash bin.

iOS 7

eww, new interface!

iOS 11

eww, new icons

Google Play Store

Play some games.

TCP-IP

I am TCP/IP, and I am one of the oldest internet protocols. I was invented in 1977 as just TCP, and in 1978, I became TCP/IP!

SSH

I am SSH, aka Secure Shell!

KMS Bismarck

hello

More Viet Cong

bạn bóp cò với đầu súng chĩa vào kẻ thù, đồ ngu!

iOS 10

I am iOS 10.

Micro-USB

I am Micro-USB. Others bully me because I’m small.

Eurofighter Typhoon

Standby.

FreeBSD 13

FreeBSD emulator

iOS 16

AGH THEY RUINED EVERYTHING

Mayor Adam West

I am Adam West, and I am the mayor of Quahog, Rhode Island.

Xubuntu

I am Xubuntu, a version of Ubuntu that uses XFCE!

Cpu cooling fan

-loud fan noises-

iOS 4

You may be wondering why it’s now iOS instead of iPhoneOS. I wonder too.

Google TV

Watch tv from the comfort of your phone.

PowerBook G4

…..

FTP

I am FTP, the File Transfer Protocol

YouTube Annotations

Sentient YT annotations

IBM PS2

I am the IBM PS/2!

Xerox Alto

I am the Xerox Alto, the worlds first personal computer!

IBM PC

I am the original IBM PC!

Skibidi Leader

Leader of the hostile species

CD-ROM drive

-loud sounds-

Xbox One

I am Xbox One. They thought my name was 720.

HMS barham

A battlecruiser

IBM PC AT

I am the IBM PC AT!

PowerMac G3 AIO

…..

Nintendo DS

I am the original Nintendo DS!

Microsoft Publisher

The ultimate publishing application.

PowerBook G3

…..

iOS 5

I am iOS 5. I was the last version for the iPad 1.

Percy the ST

0-4-0 saddle tank engine

RHEL 9

Red Hat Linux

Craigslist Empire

An unexpected turn of events.

Bourne Again Shell

BASH

Zorin OS Lite

I am Zorin OS Lite, a lighter and faster version of Zorin OS!

UEFI Firmware

UEFI Firmware Emulator

Google Docs

Write a letter to friends & family.

Anzio 20mm

A rifle too big

James

I will dox you if you ruin my shiny red paint.

Train Builder

generates a train based on a prompt

Astronaut

I am an astronaut.

Game Boy Color

I am the Game Boy Color, because who doesn’t like some Color?

Emergency Crew

when you’re in trouble, we’ll get you out of the rubble!

iOS 8

I am iOS 8

PowerMAC G4

…..

Cardboard Tube

*sounds of cardboard hitting the ground*

Display Port

I am Display Port! I am HDMI’s relative.

IBM PC XT

I am the IBM PC XT, the first PC to have a hard drive!

Microsoft Outlook

Your personal email client.

Windows

I am Windows!

Amiga 500

I am Amiga 500, a popular rom PC!

Gordon the A1

A1 Pacific

iPhoneOS 3

I am iPhoneOS 3, the last version to use the iPhoneOS branding (curse you iPadOS!)

Thomas episode maker

Generates a Thomas episode using a prompt.

RAM Stick 1

-no sound-

Microsoft 365

The ultimate office suite.

Engineer Pig

I am Engineer Pig, and I fix vehicles! I am also a nice guy

MacOS Classic

I am the cooler MacOS!

86 DOS

I am 86 DOS (formerly QDOS, for Quick and Dirty Operating System) and I am the older brother of MS DOS!

PowerMac G3

…..

Villager News Van

Villager #127 (inside): What am I supposed to do with this thing?

KDE

I am KDE, aka the Kool Desktop Environment (later K Desktop Environment)

ai-sponge

Ai-sponge remake

Google Account

Change some settings.

Windows 1

###

Google Photos

Smile! You’re on camera!

MS DOS

I am MS DOS, the Microsoft Disk Operating System!

Xbox Series X

I am Xbox Series X!

NCSA Mosaic

the first free browser.

Apple IIgs

I am the Apple IIgs. I am the newest and last of the Apple II lineup.

Microsoft OneDrive

Store files on the cloud.

Nintendo 3DS

I am Nintendo 3DS, with newer features!

Telnet

I am Telnet, an even older protocol! I was made in 1969!

iPod Classic 2nd Gen

…..

Cyprus-8888

Cyprus-8888 requesting takeoff on runway 7E

Champion-8990

Champion 8990 requesting taxi to any runway.

M4 Sherman

A tank from WW2

M1919 Browning

*appears*

Xbox 360 E

I am Xbox 360 E

NetBSD

NetBSD 9.3 terminal emulator

Microsoft Sharepoint

The team collaboration software.

Game and Watch

I am the Game & Watch. Remember me? If you do, you’re old as hell.

iOS 14

ewwwwwwww

GNU Bash

GNU bash emulator

power supply unit

-no noises-

VGA

I am VGA, the original Video Graphics Array!

Apple II Plus

I am the Apple II Plus. The original Apple II just wasn’t good enough.

Commodore VIC-20

^^^^ CBM BASIC V2 ^^^^ 3583 BYTES FREE READY.

KolibriOS Shell

KolibriOS v0.7.7.0 Kernel SVN-rev.: 8929 .#

BSD

I am BSD, the Berkeley Software Distribution!

Microsoft OneNote

Create notes like there’s no tommorow.

Delta-9000

Delta-9000 requesting emergency landing, our tail has separated after a bird strike

Apple III

I am the Apple III.

iPhoneOS 2

I am iPhoneOS 2!

Gordon

Æææ

Apple Unix

The predecessor to Mac OS X.

ARPANET

I am ARPANET, the father of the modern internet!

Chronicler Pig

I am Chronicler Pig. I dislike minion pigs (because they are dumb), and Chef Pig. I think chef pig is a **LIAR!** also, I’m old and suffering from dementia, so be nice.

Foolish Freight Cars

Various freight cars that love to cause trouble

Google News

Need the news? I’ve got you covered.

EAFB

I am Edwards Air Force Base.

DVI

I am Digital Video Interface. I exist, because VGA shouldn’t.

iPod Classic 6th Gen

…..

No

No

Apple II

I am the Apple II, one of Apple’s most popular computers!

Toby

Œœœ

PDP-11

I am the PDP-11 from 1970!

iPod Nano 8th Gen

…..

Lubuntu

I am Lubuntu, and I use the LXQt Desktop environment

iOS 13

eww, new design

iPod Classic 3rd Gen

…..

cmd

Windows Command Interpreter

PowerMac G4 Cube

…..

Google Play Books

Read e-books.

Delta-6777

Delta-6777 requesting taxi to runway 37V

Component Video

I am Component Video. I hate composite.

M4A3E8 Sherman

*appears*

Villager Police

(Currently off duty)

iPod Classic 7th Gen

…..

Uranium Pipe

*hits the ground and everyone dies of radiation poisoning*

Google Forms

Ask people dumb questions.

Henry the B5

Stainer Black 5 that is green

Little Caesar

The mascot of Little Caesars.

Apple 2

Apple ][ Emulator

NeXTSTEP

I am NeXTSTEP, the creation of Steve Jobs!

Google Translate

Я могу говорить не только по-английски.

Firefox

I am Firefox, and I am on fire. Please help.

EGA

I am EGA, Enhanced Graphics Adapter!

King Pig

I am King Pig. I want the eggs!

Ubuntu Kylin

你好，你好！我是Ubuntu Kylin，我是中国用户最好的Linux发行版！

Glass Pipe

*shatters upon ground contact*

Xbox One S

I am Xbox One S!

NeXT STEP

localhost>

Oracle Solaris

Oracle Solaris 8 $

Thomas

…..

Skibidi Toilet

Violent alien species

GEOS

I am GEOS. I’m not kidding, absolutely nobody remembers me. They confuse me with Windows due to similar UI.

Chris Pork Bacon

I am Chris P. bacon, and I have the current world record for the “Fastest Pig in History” I received the award on July 17th, 1988, after running at a speed of 356 miles per hour.

Xbox 360

I am Xbox 360

Villagercopter

-flying overhead, its cameras pointed at the scene- Villager #9 (onboard the helicopter): Hello!

Apple I

I am the Apple I, Apple’s first computer!

Ubuntu Studio

I am Ubuntu Studio, a flavor of Ubuntu made with developers in mind!

iPhoneOS 1

I am iOS 1, the original IOS!

Gordon Freeman

The mute protagonist of Half Life

Parallel Port

Hey kid, remember me? You better.

VIC-20 Modem

-standby-

ProDOS

Apple II ProDOS 8 V2.5.0a8 02-Nov-2019 Copyright Apple Computer, Inc., 1983-93 All Rights Reserved.

Thunderbolt

I am Thunderbolt. I look a bit too similar to USB-C.

Commodore 64 modem

-dial up sounds-

Lighting Cable

I am Lighting Cable. Apple got rid of me, and I am angry.

Google Calendar

What’s the time? It’s quarter to nine.

DSi System Software

The system software of the DSi.

SparkyLinux

user@sparky$

CPM

I am CPM, and I was the one that started the creation of all these DOS systems! I was made in 1974.

Composite Video

I am Composite Video. I hate component.

Gopher

I am Gopher, and I am a protocol as old as the WWW!

Telephone

-silent-

Corporal Pig

I love war.

Another Viet cong

làm thế nào để tôi bắn kẻ thù?

Ross

I am Ross, the smart pig that can build vehicles!

HTTP

I am HTTP, the Hypertext Transfer Protocol, and I can do all kinds of things!

Bourne Shell

The SH Shell

Serial Port

I am Serial Port, your old friend.

Google Play Games

Stadia sucks.

Opera

I am Opera, and I love soap operas!

American Soldier

*walks in*

Sinclair ZX 81

I am Sinclair ZX 81

Router

-networking stuff-

CGA

I am CGA, Color Graphics Adapter!

HMS Queen Elizabeth

A battleship

CBM 710

I am CBM 710, a Commodore BUISNESS Machine!

Douglas H Jimminson

I am Douglas Hamburger Jimminson, and I am the only pig in the Piggy Kingdom to be unmarried.

SVGA

I am Super VGA! I am the next level of VGA!

X Window System

I am the X Window System!

NCP

I am NCP, the Network Control Protocol

Apple IIE modem

-connects to the internet-

Google Chrome

I am Google Chrome, and I love ram.

iPod Nano 3rd Gen

…..

Huey Medic

A medic

Texas Inst CC40

I am Texas Inst CC40

Red

SQUAK!

Foreman Pig

I am Foreman Pig, aka Grandpa Pig!

Commodore 128

Commodore 128 emulator

Xbox

I am Xbox

IPX

I am IPX, and I was made for Novell Netware!

Xbox Series S

I am Xbox Series S

PTS DOS

Привет, привет, привет! Я PTS-DOS, и я все еще развит сегодня! Я приехал из России!

Google

the famous search engine

Atlantis

Waiting for all-clear to fuel up.

Apple IIC Plus

The Apple IIC just wasn’t good enough either.

DR DOS

I am DR DOS, and Windows 3.1 (yes, a non-dos system) is my biggest enemy!

Ubuntu Budgie

I am Ubuntu Budgie, and I use the budgie desktop environment!

IBM PC DOS

I am IBM PC DOS. I was derived from MS DOS, and for some time, I was pretty much the exact same.

NeXTSTEP 1

I am NeXTSTEP 1!

YouTube

Watch videos.

PDP-11-45

####

USB-A

I am USB-A, the original USB you know and love!

Villager SWAT team

…..

PDP-11-35

####

TRS-80 Model 1

TRS-80 model 1 emulator

Mozilla AS

I am Mozilla A.S. And I am a red dinosaur.

CPM 86

I am CP/M 86, and I am CP/M’s brother for the Intel 8086 platform!

Huey Gunship

A gunship

American Medic

I only treat Americans. Viet King Kongs can go fish.

Rhapsody DR2

I am Rhapsody DR2

Progreth Pattinson

I am Progreth Pattinson, also known as Professor Pig

DOS

I am DOS, the old folk!

Blues

WEEE!

NeXTSTEP 2

I am NeXTSTEP 2

Rhapsody DR1

I am Rhapsody DR1

Hard drive

-some noises-

Terrence

HMMM

Phone lines

-transferring data-

PDP-11-05

####

Apple AUX

I am Apple A/UX

Apple IIE Platinum

Good day, sir.

OpenSTEP 4

I am OpenSTEP 4

Datalight DOS

I am Datalight DOS, aka ROM-DOS

Apple IIE

I am the Apple IIE, an even better version of the Apple II!

ThinkCentre

I am Lenovo ThinkCentre, although I was originally IBM ThinkCentre!

Game Boy

I am the original Game Boy!

Microsoft Yammer

The entrepreneur social network.

Google Drawings

Make neat drawings.

RVP

I am RVP (AKA Rendezvous Protocol) and I am used with MSN messenger!

Huey

A helicopter

Enhanced Apple IIE

I am an enhanced Apple IIE!

Ricochet Protocol

I am Ricochet, a peer-to-peer messaging protocol!

Bomb

GRR!

Mac OS X Server 1

I am Mac OS X Server 1!

NeXTSTEP 0

I am NeXTSTEP 0!

NeXTSTEP 3

I am NeXTSTEP 3

Viet Cong Soldier

đi đi đi! giết kẻ thù, để không ai còn sống!

FreeDOS

I am FreeDOS, and I am one of the newest DOS (if you call 1998 new) systems!

case

-no noises-

Dongle keyboard

-type away!-

Dongle mouse

-idle-

OSCAR

I am OSCAR, a protocol used with AOL Instant Messenger!

NetBIOS

I am NetBIOS, and I am often used over TCP/IP

PDP-11-70

####

PDP-11-40

####

PDP-11-10

####

PDP-11-03

####

iPod Nano 6th Gen

…..

Edward

🙂🙂🙂

Henry

Hello, I am Henry.

Concrete Pipe

*shatters into large pieces*

OpenVMS

OpenVMS emulator

PDP-11-20

###

PDP-11-50

####

IBM NetVista

I am the IBM NetVista!

Percy

😮😮😮😮

Google Mail

Send and receive letters at a faster speed.

American FNG

Hello, I’m the new guy!

Happytown

Either be happy, or be killed.

Apple III plus

I am the cooler Apple III.

Hal

BAUK -flies back and hits you-

raspberry pi 3B case

-fan noises, because the case has a built in fan-

Matilda

I love peace

test

test

ISP

-connects you, a dial up user, to the Internet-

DO NOT USE

A medium tank.

Ubuntu Unity

I am Ubuntu Unity, a version of Ubuntu designed **specifically** for the Unity desktop!

PDP-11-60

####

Chuck

HUZZAH!

Edge

I am Edge, better than IE!

PS-2 Port

I am PS/2. I exist because of the IBM PS/2 computers.

RAM Stick 2

-no sounds-

Monitor

-displays video with the hdmi port occupied by a cable-

Average Pig

I am an average pig. You see me everywhere.