You are in the Robloxian Military. The Craigslist invasion of Robloxia had taken you by surprise, especially considering Craigslist was nothing more than just a site for advertising the day prior. Now, they were a rapidly expanding empire with one obvious objective: claim all who stand in their way.

You and your squadmates were positioned at one of many road intersections in Robloxopolis, one that wouldn’t be seeing cars pass through it for quite some time. Suddenly, APCs colored Craigslist purple appeared over the horizon, headed in your general direction.

What do you do?