Zoey

Marie

Ignacio

Galen

Ollie

Tala

Quinn

Bodie

Teacher

British

Vampire Bodyguard

Francis

Woman

Bodyguard

The Narrator

African lady

Soft Bubbly

Southern

Robot

Hailey

French

Hood

Indian Girl Accent

A French Girl

Male Russian Accent

Irish

The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error. I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.

I am a HAL 9000 computer.

I am a former political insider and military man who knows how government works. There are evil people at the very top who are rigging our economic system, our political system, our educational system and even our healthcare system! Their sabotage will eventually cause a collapse of society (the “zombie apocalypse”) and this is what we must be prepared for. When the collapse comes, perhaps one benefit is it will wake people up and inspire them to take back control from the globalists!

I’m a conservative American prepper. 

I was an escape artist, magician, author, inventor, film star, aviator, magic historian and showman. In 1903, I escaped from the Russian Carette – used to transport dangerous criminals to Siberia. Some people thought I had the ability to dematerialize! In Washington DC, I escaped from a maximum security cell in the federal penitentiary, then playfully moved 18 other prisoners around! I debunked Hindu fakirs. But my biggest challenge was exposing the blonde, beautiful Boston medium Margery!

The greatest magician and escape artist EVER!

My latest exhibition is an über-structuralist literalist reverberation that is constructed from the obvious enthusiastic love of fashion design. This work, at once ornamental and Freudian, takes as a starting point the flexible demographic-based domestic art of dream analysis symbolized as an ultra explosive mixing and composition of societal norms. In this world we must come to expect neither expansionist arrogance nor the oeuvre-based façade of  Escher’s complex self reference.

An over-educated art professor

As a general, I learned the grim lessons of courage and fortitude that would someday help me forge 13 colonies into one nation. Born in Virginia in 1732, I was orphaned at 11. By the age of 14, I became a surveyor.  As a general, I was always ready with my musket on my shoulder to serve my Country. They wanted to make me King, but I knew our countrymen did not shed their blood to exchange one Monarch for another!

When my country called me, I was always ready.

Most geopolitical events can be understood in light of the fact that the globalists wish to seize complete power for themselves. They hate borders and they hate sovereign countries. They claim that the world will become more peaceful and less warlike with a one-world government! Do you trust them? I don’t! As Lord Acton has said, “power corrupts.” What they actually want is tyranny for the entire planet! They will lie and deceive and do whatever it takes to gain absolute power!

I am a conspiracy analyst.

Politicians love me! They give me a lot of power! That must mean I’m a good doctor! So don’t worry if I change my mind every now and then, such as about masks! It’s the prerogative of every doctor to change his mind! It’s whatever I say NOW that counts! Whatever I say now is LAW! So forget about getting any second opinions! There are no second opinions when I’m around, bub! Don’t worry…the good doctor will take care of you, heh heh! Now just sit still, don’t cry, and take your damned shot!

Don’t trust any medical advice I give!

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