I am Dr. Fauci! The most authoritative doctor who ever lived! Got some sniffles? Or mild cough? It must be that nasty Covid! Forget vitamin D or other nutrients that boost your immune system! That stuff is quackery! Forget ivermectin! That stuff is horse dewormer! I like experimenting on beagles! I have connections…very powerful connections! Don’t worry, Dr. Fauci will fix you right up! And forget about protesting anything, or I’ll call you an insurrectionist! Also, wear your mask at all times!