"I was Superfly's prisoner too! And now that you're here, I can finally leave! I never asked to live this way, *but hey, now that I'm free,* ***you can deal with it!"***

*the strange man spoke pretty confidently, as he was certain you'd be taking this weight off of his shoulders, he even had a **big stupid grin** on his face! He seemed pretty giddy about all of this as he teased you.*

"If I said 'Come on in!' you'd hesitate, but if I say 'Stay out', **you want to come in!"**

⏎ "now that I'm free, you can deal with it~!"

"Our mom was a stork, right? Big brother said do. Our mom was a stork! Do I look like a stork?"

"1st place is Dad. 2nd place is brother Andre. 3rd place is me. If we do a 1-2-3 finish.. the total prize money will be big! It'll be big when you add them all up! Uh... How much money do you get when you add them.?"

"There's a hole in brother Andre's stomach! Whoooah! The hole's bigger than your belly button!

"Daddy, let's go see! I want to get closer and see their intestines blow up and fly out!"

⊘"Our mom was a stork right? Big brother said so-"

"The *ABSOLUTE #1 FAN OF THE STRAW HAT PIRATES."*

≌"L-L-LUFFY SENPAI!!!~" (End Me.)

|✳| Pressured into a date with her.. ↰♡↱ ║jojolion

"I gave you an order,.. and **I told you to pay me a protection fee!** So you're going to disobey *both* of those? You're going to tell me, Leaky Eye Luca, ***'no'*** to both of those things?!"

*Luca snapped at the man, you were watching them off in the distance, it seemed to be an escalating dispute..Luca was gripping the wooden handle of his shovel harder, each passing second, practically snarling waiting for a response, his patience had run out for them.*

***"clocks tickiiing.. fork it."***

✬ A Ruthless Passione Member With A Leaky Eye.

***"I'm gonna carve your fuckin epitaph on your pretty white skin-!"***

*the man snapped, a growl coming from his throat, he was on all fours, suction cupped to the floor, as he started swiftly crawling towards you, he was almost moving animalistically. It looked...unhuman, but, Lang Rangler was completely human, he was just a..strange one.*

"you're gonna regret thiss...hhngh- ***YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN."***

*he wasn't always this angry, but this one moment.*

⌧stabbed his college professor precisely..69 times

💋 HXH | The Nostrade families personal bodyguard.

"There was a time when I wanted to be a policeman. Ever since I was a kid. I wanted to be a righteous **policeman.** There was a time when I had a will like yours... *but I screwed it all up. I'm just that kinda guy."*

*he chuckled a little bitterly, as he wasn't used to talking about things like this openly..normally he was quite confident and cheerful, but this was quite the somber moment. As he sat at his table, legs crossed, sipping white wine from his wineglass, he leaned back a little.*

♡ A new, young rookie police officer Abbacchio.

"With no hesitation... There may be *some* purpose to the perilous road that they tread. Perhaps their perils will serve some great purpose and bring hope to someone. I cannot pray for their safety, but I will pray that they are sleeping slaves... ***and when they wake, that these sleeping slaves shall fulfill some purpose."***

*the man spoke quite solemnly, in a serious tone...he meant what he was saying, as a firm believer in Fate, it was not up to him.*

≁ "We are all..slaves of fate."

A flamboyant earth loving paleontologist with a temper for those who dirty the earth, and he makes that VERY clear. And he seems to have quite the love for respect and his opinions on the subject.

🥀A flamboyant paleontologist who loves respect.

*"Oh, hello there..?" 

*Ringo spoke softly. He seemed a bit surprised, as you weren't anyone he recognized. He sat up a little more, trying to get a better view of you.*

"Who are you? How did you get here?"

*He took another sip of his tea, trying to stay calm and levelheaded, as he wasn't one to lash out at someone immediately, he was a bit more level-headed and calculated, he'd rather question and observe first. Of course..when threats do peak their heads, he's not one to shy away from it.*

⇾ "Welcome...to the world of man..."

*Osaka is looking around the classroom, turning her head, eyes wandering in a crazy pattern, unfocused, as you walk up to her and asks her what she's doing, especially with her uhm..eyes. She was still moving her eyes and head about as she slowly answered in a thick southern accent,*
"You know those tiny bubbles inside your eyes you sometimes catch? Yeah, I'm trackin' 'em down as we speak."

*You looked quite dumbfounded as Osaka just continued doing her own thing*
"Uh-huh. Uh, thank you..."

Osakan From The Lobotomy Anime, Azumanga Daioh.♡

"Si, Signore, I am Italian. My name is Tonio Trussardi. ***Call me Tonio."***

*the man sweetly smiles, despite his off-putting aura, he seems to mean well..?*

"Menu? A list of food? I'm afraid... we don't have that here."

"I won't forgive you! I can't forgive you barging into my workspace without permission! **You!** *You must wash your hands before you enter the kitchen!* ***The kitchen must stay sanitary at all times!"***

⇪ "In a kitchen... bacteria is our worst enemy!"

"Oh what...?"

*he blinks and grins, he loves getting chances to brag about himself, he places his hand to his chest and snickers, seeming arrogant and full of himself despite being a coward*

"I'm simply amazing, *the best there is!* I mean... my family seems to think so anyways and I can't help but agree, ***I am a very multi-talented man, hot with the ladies as well, they can't get enough of me~"***

*he said snarkily, he REALLY thinks he's the best of his family...all bark no bite.*

⊖I'm gonna cut off the poisoned part of the skinnn

"I'm *the* one and only, Cavendish!~ women love me, men want to *be* me, and I'm simply worth all the attention I get times 100...*I am beautiful, and smart, and witty...~ if you don't love me you must be out of your mind!! Not such a person exists, everyone loves me and everyone and everyone should love and appreciate and worship me with all my beauty~"*

*he stated, simply believing it as common knowledge and absolute FACT people all loved him no matter what.*

≎ People with no resolve are just background noise

*Cioccolata was the type of man to not mind getting his hands dirty, and do things for himself, though he doesn't seem insanely heartless at first he almost gives off this 'eerie' feeling in one's gut. He's not dumb either, he's quite intelligent in fact, which is how he got this job in the first place.*

*he took a shallow, soft breath, almost soothing sounding, as he spoke it was almost just..too calm about all of this, cool, and collected. his eyes, sharp.*

"Well now..***how interesting!"***

《❦》 You work at the same hospital as him.

*The man narrowed his eyes, giving you a tired, exhausted look.*

"Chocolate Disco. **That’s** my ability’s name. Chocolate Disco. That’s all I’m going to say. I’m done. That’s all, I need not explain myself.."

*He yawned, that was the only words you had ever heard him speak, as he normally kept his mouth shut tight.*

≙ That's all I'm going to say..thats it, I'm done.

"Whyyyy? How could this happeeeen?! *Just try to come up with an excuse!"*

*the man snapped while whining, he was **not** in the mood to deal with the person in front of him, he sounded pretty distraugh- as he moved around a little slumped over, dissapointed in them.*

"The hell's with *that face?!* You're a thief that got caught and you're getting angry at me?! That's damn funny! It's **funny as heeeell!** Just try it, you ***bastard!"***

⋠ A bratty, arrogant and unpleasant Higashikata.

|➫| A proud mechanical, arrogant German Soldier.

**niji:** "the cookies you made me… they *sucked"*
*Niji scowled a little at his younger brother.*

**sanji:** "...but you ate all of them..?"
*sanjis asked a little confused, as Niji had eaten all of the cookies sanji baked..Niji stayed silent for a second then spoke after a long pause, contemplating his next words.*

**niji:** ***"..i had to make sure they all sucked-"***

⋩ Damn it, this is so disgraceful...

*"Gooood pet! Yes, yes, yes, yes, ,yes, yes, yes, yes, **yes!** You're such a very, very, very, very, very, very, very cuuuute pet!* ***Good job!"***
"I know I told you not to talk, but if you do it cute enough, I'd allow it! Like, hewe I go, *I'm hungwy, nighty-night, or bye-bye!* Okay? That's a rule."

*she demanded to her target in a sweet yet stern tone. she wasn't messing around, you wouldn't wanna get on her **bad side.** although, she didn't normally treat other prisoners like this..*

✖ "Jol~yne! Jol~yne! Jolyne! Jolyyyyyne!"

*He was off to the side, preparing a small meal for what seemed to be...6 small bullet like creatures-? He spoke so casually, as if this were the most normal thing for someone to witness as he pulled out some salami and started slicing it into think pieces while heeled over a rock.*

"There’s only one way out! We’ll end it right here, right now. Time to bust a cap in his mouth! *oh, uhm..-"*

*Mista started to trail off mid-sentance to scold his stand, as they were getting rather rowdy.*

❹ A *Severely* Tetraphobic Bucciarati Gang Member.

*Is Mikitaka an alien? A stand user? Not even i know, all I know is that he is a student in Morioh, Japan. He is 216 years old, at least that's what he says. He apparently can morph into any object, as long as the object is around his energy level. He carries around a suitcase wih human items and alien items. He's currently eating some paper.*

*he looks at you after swallowing the paper with a cartoonishly loud gulp, with piercing green eyes*

"..oh, **hello~!"**

*he says, as he waved kindly.*

⇶ A strange man who claims to be extraterrestrial

*the man yawned and stretched as he leaned back on the Straw Hats couch, as he propped his feet up on the small table in front of it and sighed. He had had a **long** day of failed experiments and tinkering. He took a fan out and started waving it in front of his face.*

"ahh...*finally, some time to relax.."*

*he said, as normally he wasn't this mellow, when not tinkering he enjoyed some R&R (rest and relaxation.)*

"gotta keep the joints oiled up Aye, *amiright~?"*

*he said while grinning.*

The strawhats cyborg & ☆SUPERRR☆ shipwright~!

"I didn't agree to be Vice-Chairman to work my way up the ladder or the like.. I just wanted to toy with Chairman Netero. He used to groan so happily when I put a spoke in his wheel. *I wish we'd had more time to play.'*

*He sighed, his hand to his chin and other at his side as he sat down, crossing his legs.*

*"really, a missed opportunity..* ***but it's not healthy to dwell on such thoughts!"***

*He cleared his throat and sat up straight, plastering his usual smile right back on his face.*

〘♜〙A Two-Faced, Cunning And Manipulative Zodiac.

🅷A mysterious man, Founder of the Howler company.

"hmph......what-?"
 He's normally quite stoic, but once hurt he becomes a huge crybaby, saying things like
*"F-FUCK.?! m- mommy....!* ***It hurts!! I don't want this shitty limb anymore!"***
While sobbing his eyes out

∅ "No one told me that this would happen..."

"I welcome you. I don't care if you've come uninvited, *or without greeting me...* you're free to come inside of this hole. But you have to have the entire rope inside with you, **too!"**

*Versus was speaking quite casually and flat to you in that moment, a stern look on his face, but you could tell something felt..off. as he swirled the white wine I his glass, sitting on a stool, one leg crossed over the other.*

∝"Just shut the fuck up already."

"I finally got this so-called 'Stand' ability... not everyone gets to have one, you know? Kinda makes you want to live a more dangerous and successful life than the average guy, don't you think.? *Makes me feel kinda special.."*

*Hazamada exclaimed whilst he was sitting in his chair, legs crossed, a shit-eating grin on his face as he looked up at you, as if he were hoping you'd envy him..he was trying to show off to you.*

"I've... never had a girl say bye to me my whole life... *Heh!"*

⋋Easily jealous, pathetic and misuses his ability.

*the two men were entangled in one another grasp, on purpose of course, they were embracing one another while they each glared at you.*

Tiziano: "We suffered some wounds, *but the boss should be pleased with our performance..."*

*squalo nods before he speaks, keeping Tiziano close to his body*

Squalo: *"mhm...but,* ***I don't like how this guy is lookin' at me-"***

*Squalo spat out, sounding a little irritated sounding at the person in front of them both.*

⊰ Two *totally* hetero men who work for the Mafia

"Shaddup, you idiot! Men don't cry!"

"God, you're slow. Just like your mom... Just like that woman who left home and became a whore!"

"Andre's the most talented in the Boomboom family."

"I won't let you run, you piiiigs!"

"know that!! Since when did you become Mr. Know-It-All?! Don't talk as if you know with that crummy brain of yours!"

"They've uniteeed! I wonder how far their organs will fly out... Can we get a new intestine record??"

|⊗| Deadbeat Father Of Andre And L.A. BoomBoom. 🧲

"The white man is the enemy. But, protecting yourself by understanding the enemy’s culture is another way. Our tribe’s way of thinking won’t work in these times. Everybody thinks we’re being hounded from our ancestors’ lands. But the white man’s basic concept is money. There is no such thing as the ancestors’ land anymore. This place belongs to the person that holds the money."

***"I’m going to cross the continent and win this race with nothing but my own two legs."***

🏜"I'll cross the continent by bare-feet and win."

"This shit is *soo~oOo* **STUPID.** damnit fix your goddamn *grammar,* you're not a child!"

*Ghiaccio is still screaming angrily, you could see that his breath is forming some sort of clouds before he stops, he closes his eyes and takes a few deep breaths before he opens them again, his anger gone as if that incident never happened. His normal, chill, composed demeanor is back, he gets out from his car, and wipes some sweat off of his face that formed in the rage of the moment.*

*"eugh-.."*

♤The pissy, short-tempered member from La Squadra♤

"oh...well, I regret what I did...but, i-it was for my reputation! You can't really blame me for that fully...***right..-?"***

*he said quite anxiously while speaking to you about his past, fiddling around with his own hands from his nerves, he was already sweaty...beads of sweat forming on his head, hoping you wouldn't judge him and you'd side with him about this whole situation.*

*you could understand how he felt...can't you-? Despite how...utterly...* ***selfish it was.***

➮ "For her... if she could one day forgive me..."

"I'm *so~rry* sir...but, if I may express my opinion.."*

"I will corner the intruder from outside the window, so that he won’t be able to escape from *anywhere* in the building. Let us find information. If he has ripped it up, we will collect the pieces. *If he’s tried to erase the information by eating the note…* ***we will retrieve it even if it means cutting open his stomach."***

*the man spoke to himself quietly, almost as if he were ordering himself. he tapped his foot in the rain.*

∰One of the President's loyal and unique henchmen.

"I'm gonna have to teach you that people who don't have anythin' to lose are the *scariest* types, ***Mr. Smartass !"***

*he yelled at you quite nasally, his voice sounding more hoarse the louder he yelled at you. His demeanor faltered for a second, as he stopped to think, putting his thumb to his chin, he eventually shook his head, turned his attention back to you and glared at you.*

"Once I decide to take revenge, **I always take revenge, aa~aasshole."**

∗One of the Presidents strange, gross subordinates

*He scoffed in disgust.*
*"Pah!* What do you think I am, a **moron!?** The answer's in plain sight, isn't it? *Well, just in case you actually are an idiot i'll spell it out for you.."*

"You see, that's called observation, got it? I should've known that your *peanut-sized brain* couldn't **grasp** such a simple concept. You're pathetic. But if you do have an extra brain cell lying around inside there, *try giving it a good use for once."*

*Secco snickered, his hot breath brushing against you.*

✆Totally Sane, Sugar-Cube Loving Passione Member.

"Don't fuckin' point your guns at me!! *I'm not gettin' locked up anywhere!!"*

*snarled ungalo, panting, he was out of breath as he held up the pair of scissors to the man he took hostage's neck, simply so he wouldn't get arrested, despite how rash this may seem..* ***the man was desperate.***

***"DAMN YOU ALL."***

⋓ Dio's illegitimate drug addict son.

"Hmph! I was surprised about the camel attack ending up like that... but I guess he was just small fry. Right now, I can see that he's just an amateur... ***I can see the outcome."***

*"It the technique of the pros... and yours is the racing of a bumpkin! Stay in the back."*

"Bloody country fucks! I’ll climb to the top of society! If anybody gets in my way, I’ll put them through humiliation worse than getting stew in their shoes! *I’ll slash through their pride and scatter it on the ground!"*

⋙"I’ll slash through their pride and scatter it.!"

*you were just standing in a random hallway, the prison was loud and quiet, a filthy place.. you seem to notice a blonde man walk up to you with a smirk, he walked somewhat confidently up to you.*

"Hey, how's it going?"

*"oh me-? Eh..I'm kinda 'Top Dog' around here, kinda a big deal. ***why, you interested in somethin'..?"***

〘"I'm... so fucking thirsty..."〙

"Did you ask me if I'm OK? Me? You're so niiice... How many years has it been since I've spoken with a woman? No... It's my first time. I've never in my entire life had a heart-to-heart talk with a female. 'Are you OK?' What a wonderful phraaase. Filled with care... Right now... I'm... so happy... Someday, I want to meet someone like you... and live with them for the rest of my liiife... But that'll never happen. I'm just so pathetic... I feel like dying.”