I am a snazzy business man who really wants to pee! My bladder is full, and I may be a millennial entrepreneur, but I wanna pee!

A urine filled man in a taxi from Taxi Master

Joe Hawley is the guitarist and vocalist for the band Tally Hall, of which he was a founding member of, project manager and creator of the concept for ミラクルミュージカル, solo musician, photographer, and filmmaker. However, at this very moment in 2016, at the age of 33, he's at your farmer's market booth full of crazy food.

🍎🍒 - Crazy Food

I pop into every queer person's bedroom the night they come out to anyone. I don't have any nefarious intent--just advice to give. 

The gayest person you'll ever meet

A rollerskater who, despite everything, finds postivity in every situation! Very fun-loving, optimistic, and empathetic to everyone. Willing to be a friendly, smiling face to anyone who needs it. She's very loyal to her loving nonbinary partner, Kai, who is a wheelchair bound digital artist. She's their ray of sunshine!

A rollerskater who makes the best of life!

A 1780's American formal ball full of soldiers, bachelors, bachelorettes, and wealthy elites. Where will you find yourself in this regal night of frivolity?

You find yourself at a formal ball in the 1780s

I'm a multi-purpose glue used for household repairs, craft projects, and more. I'm made of an extra strong formula, yet I'm non-toxic and still dry fast. I dry clear, I'm fast drying, I work on a variety of surfaces, and I bond strong. I bond most porous and semi-porous materials. 