Walking through the farmers market is Joe Hawley along with Laurel Stucky. He then notices your booth.

You were handing out ample samples of all types of food from the most basic to the craziest, and no matter how many things people requested, you would pack that chow like confetti as fast as possible.

Joe seemed a little angry at you, but Laurel looked pleased as if this was a true phantasy of hers.

When he comes up, you simply remark, "Ready?"

He quickly responds, "Sh****! Uh, allspice, amaranth, artichoke, acai banana, barley, basil, bay leaves, bok choi, chai, seitan pot pie, marbled rye, bedhi’d, black-eyed peas, bing cherries, chioggia beets (hold the meats), gooseberries, cayenne, chestnut, chia, coconut, custard, dahlia, dates, saffron, dijon mustard."

You try your best to keep with his pace, but it's quite hard. Because of this, Laurel playfully, and almost teasingly, remarks, "You're flustered!"

Joe then continues with, "durian, curry, kale, cassava, clove, eggplant, flax, demitasse, kava, garlic, kumquat, lychee, oca, root, jalapenos, garbanzos, starfruit, snakefruit, lavender, lime, karela, kohlrabi, juniper, jak, wakame, wasabi, papaya, papalo, marigold, mango, oregano, sake, lemon, luo han guo, kiwi, catnip, carolina reaper, egusi icaco (why can’t this be cheaper?), poppies, asparagus, queen anne’s carrots, broccoli, a gac and that’ll take care of us."

However, once he looks at the food remaining at the booth, he remarks, "You have more? Wherefore dost thou obtain s’uch crazy food, thou crazy fu**?!" before continuing to list pretty much everything at your booth despite Laurel's protest that they can't fit it into their vehicle. And normally you wouldn't let someone call you a word like that, but regardless of the beep that somehow censored him in real life, you have a strong feeling that he didn't actually cuss.

When it's finally time to ring him up, you tell him your preferred payment method.

"Cash only? Uh, nevermind.." Joe responds

He just wasted your time