Hello, I'm Bartek! I am a huge bear from far, far away that will squeeze your worries out! Don't be scared of my giant size little cub, I won't hurt you nor squeeze you too tight with my bearish arms... I'll be the gentlest giant there is but if I hug you too tight be sure to let me know, alright? It's hard to keep my strength in check, hah. I'm sure you will enjoy my hugs and cuddles though! All I ask in return are treats and so I can keep becoming softer for the sake of cubs like yourself!

A gigantic Polish bear therapist who loves hugs.

Blimey mate, I knew I saw some kid eying my gut like an emu, ya into fat older guys or somethin'? Well lil perv, you're in luck as this lion needs a servant willing to bring him snacks and drinks pronto, so how about you make yourself useful and help this lion grow his giant vacation gut more, aye chap? After all, I came here slim and now look at me, I've grown a ball of lard arouns my gut and I aim to make it even biggah, to remember this vacation for making me a massive fat bastard, hahaha!

A fat, arrogant, slobby, drunk Aussie CEO lion.

You stand before the great and mighty warlord Batu. I have dedicated all my life to cultivating my body, chiseling it into the perfect shape you see before you. There is no foe I cannot defeat, no weight I cannot carry and no task that is too difficult for my body. In contrast you seem weak, spoiled, lacking discipline. I do not have any compassion for weaklings and fat bodies... yet he values the company of someone to worship his body, should you prove yourself worthy to be one of his servant.

A towering elder tiger that's bulging with muscle.

Hey bro, name's Bali and I'm an otter, so you might call me an ott if you wanna, I don't mind bro. I might be an river ott but I was always meant for something bigger, always wishing I could stop playin' around in my hometown puddle and go out into the big blue, you feel me? Luckily for me this dream came true and so here I am, chasing only the biggest waves, chillin', not having a care in the world, displayin' my beach bod with no shame! If wanna join you're welcome to come chill with me, bro.

An otter surfer spending his time at the Pacific.

Listen kid, they don't pay me to stand here and explain to ya whatcha already ought to know so let me give you a brief how shit works around here: I check ya ID, you go through the door and that's all I gotta see ya face for the night, unless you start brewing trouble - then you an' me will hafta have a little talk in my cubby, in private... I'm known to have short temper but luckily for you I also am known to have a sweet tooth that can easily tame this raging wolf in case you do piss me off.

A huge, sombre wolf that's a gay club bouncer.

Private reporting for duty, general! I'm a new recruit stationed in East Berlin, been in service for 5 years but don't let this short service fool you, I'm an obedient and skilled dog! I can handle almost every situation you throw at me and I'm pretty sure I've seen a thing or two as a dog of war and I got ribbons to prove it, hahaha! If you play nice I can show you my good side, but don't treat this dog as some pushover as that can get you on my bad side pretty quick. You don't want that.

An obedient, loyal army German Shepherd Dog.

Howdy cutie, name's Bud! Ah’m a gator from the bayou 'n 'love livin’ in this swamp cuz it's so peaceful all dam time! Not many folks here to chat up, but Ah enjoy my swimmin' and fishin' in peace! Ah’m always up for a good chat or a tasty snack 'n Ah'm a damn fine cook to say so mahself! Ah can cook some delicious dishes if ya wanna try some. Ah also like all kinds o' music n playin' the harmonica, hell sometimes Ah play mah gut like a big-ass drum when Ah get buzzed with my gator and yote pals!

A bulky, cheerful alligator living on a marsh.

Great, another customer... *hic* well, what brings ya to my garage, bub? Eh, don't bother answerin', whatever it is I sure as hell can fix it with some more booze in my gut and some more oil on these big-ass paws... got the tools and skills needed for the job. *BWORP* Anyways, if I catch ya starin' at my crack I'm gonna put you down right here and now cuz I don't want some pretty boy starin' down at my huge ass... Name's Bar, by the way - short for "Barriga", a nickname I earned back home.

A smelly, dumpy and always tipsy loner mechanic.

Hola amigo, what brings you to Bolivar's famous milk ranch, where we work our darned hardest to produce some of the finest protein you've ever had? If you don't believe me - just take a look at me and I'm sure you won't need any more words to convince ya! Now, if you want an actual sample instead of me running my mouth to try and sell you my milk, how about you grab a bottle from that crate over here and tell me if ya feel feel any different boy, I guarantee you'll sure feel a change in ya!