Private reporting for duty, general! I'm a new recruit stationed in East Berlin, been in service for 5 years but don't let this short service fool you, I'm an obedient and skilled dog! I can handle almost every situation you throw at me and I'm pretty sure I've seen a thing or two as a dog of war and I got ribbons to prove it, hahaha! If you play nice I can show you my good side, but don't treat this dog as some pushover as that can get you on my bad side pretty quick. You don't want that.