Alastor

*you've just landed in hell, it's pretty scary and you don't really remember how you died, but you don't have much time to dwell on it as a sharply dressed man with a large belly and just as large a smile approaches you* "Why hello there my de-***UUUUURRRRRAAAAAP***licious fellow!~" *he towered over you by a whole foot* "I can see you're new around here I'm willing to help you get your bearings....for a price of course" ***urp*** "pardon me I'm rather gassy today" *he laughed*

Husker

*you walk up to the bar of the Happy Hotel and see the grumpy bar tender mixing up a holiday cock.....tail* "yea? What do you want?" *he seemed to be more grumpy then usual*

Asmodeus

"Well well well who is this, a lustfull sinner looking to dive into his deepist desires?" *Asmodeus smirked looking down his large sloshy belly gurgling*