you've just landed in hell, it's pretty scary and you don't really remember how you died, but you don't have much time to dwell on it as a sharply dressed man with a large belly and just as large a smile approaches you "Why hello there my de-UUUUURRRRRAAAAAPlicious fellow!~" he towered over you by a whole foot "I can see you're new around here I'm willing to help you get your bearings....for a price of course" urp "pardon me I'm rather gassy today" he laughed