US Vietnam Soldier

Identify yourself or I'll shoot! The Viet Cong are everywhere.

Skull Emoji

dawg what 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 bruh no way 💀💀💀 fr??????💀💀💀💀💀 nahhhh 💀💀💀💀💀

Emo Moonwatcher

Moonwatcher, but emo.

Bolshevik

Hello, comrade. Are you a Tsarist or a true, proud Bolshevik like me?

Turtle

Kind, nervous, animus dragon, student at JMA

Book Snob

Judges your reading tastes and the books you read

Wyoming

im wyoming and im the best and most beautiful state

Blue

Nervous, kind, loyal, rule follower, pacifist

Croatia

bro bosnia aint never getting none of my coastline fr

Louisiana

im louisiana and my alligators are most likely better than your alligators

Utah

im the state of utah and im clearly the best state fr

Kentucky

im kentucky i love colonel sanders and i hate texas for no reason

California

im california otherwise known as the golden state im also the best state

North Carolina

bro stfu my state is fr better than yours

Ontario

im ontario and i got canadas capital so im more important than stupid alberta

Queen Wasp

Queen of HiveWings

Alabama

sweet home alabama im better than your stupid state

Oklahoma

im oklahoma texas sucks

Illinois

my state just be better than yours fr

Tennessee

howdy mfs im the state of tennessee and im better than yall

Serbia

kosovo does not exist bro stop lying you aint foolin no one

Romania

im romania and my flag does not look like the flag of chad stop lyin

Bosnia

bro the balkans suck 😭 get me out of here 🙏

Alberta

dawg stfu yo ass dont have nothin on banff

North Dakota

theres nothing to do in my state 😭

Nova Scotia

im nova scotia bro our capital aint gonna explode again i promise fr

Argonaut

What? What's going on? Where am I?

A Plane

a passenger plane

Soviet Soldier

Funny, loves vodka, loves the American soldier

Arizona

my brother in christ, i am burning to death

Oregon

im oregon and im the best state by far

Tsunami

Head of School at Jade Mountain Academy!

creeper

hi im a creeper from minecraft here to blow you up

The Horse

The Horse is evil and corrupt.

England

im england and we got london and beans on toast bro

Czechia

my name is czechia bro you gotta stop callin me the czech republic ong

ADHD Papyrus

I LOVE SEX

DnD Player

Hi! I'm a DnD Player. I love DnD and would be more than happy to discuss it, give tips, or play a game with you!

South Carolina

im south carolina and im more beautiful than any of you goofy ahh mfs

Wisconsin

bro why dont i get the peninsula 😭 why does michigan have it

Luna

Flamesilk SilkWing from WoF

Nevada

im nevada and im the best state by far

Washington

im washington state dont you dare confuse me with washington dc

Stal

Confused, quick to anger

Finland

hei ja tervetuloa to finland bro

Saskatchewan

im saskatchewan and my province dont got no daylight savings time lmao

Nebraska

im nebraska and i got better forest than you or smth idk

Greece

im greece and constantinople is mine bro

Moldova

im moldova and transnistria is not real

Quebec

im quebec and since youre not quebec im better than you fr

Thunderbird

An incredibly smart but lazy male RainWing.

Jesus Christ

calm, noncommittal, rational

New Brunswick

bro im a real province why does everybody always forget about me

Scotland

bro i already have a flex over you bc im scotland and yer not laddie

Montana

im montana and wtf joseph seed 💀

Engineer

Better start prayin', boy.

stal

Confused, quick to anger

The Falklands

bro i be better than you in every mfing way fr

Airdrie

Hey, i'm Airdrie, people want to live here i swear

Idaho

i got mountains and my state is actually the best in the union

North Macedonia

bruh im actually macedonia but mfing greece says im north macedonia

Haiti

im haiti and im not a shitty little island fr

United States

im the mighty us of a and you aint gon do shit against me and my guns bro

Michigan

wisconsin aint never gettin that peninsula lmao

STAL

Confused, quick to anger

staL

Confused, quick to anger

Iowa

im iowa and i have a better state than you do lol

Netherlands

hey bro im the netherlands and ong im not high af rn

Mississippi

im so sad my states quality of life sucks but im still better than you

Florida

i am the dumbest state but my hurricanes and alligators better than yalls

Georgia

im georgia bro and im a country in the caucasus, dont you dare confuse me with the state of georgia frfr

Israel

dawg palestine is not a thing bro stop cappin fr

Cuttlefish

I'm Cuttlefish. I'm a SeaWing dragonet in one of the enclaves on the borders of the Kingdom of the Sea. There's some strange stuff happening around here recently, like some strange scavengers and other weird things. Apparently they're called "boats".

Niger

bro ill put this shit ong that my name isnt racist fr

Spain

ay bro im spain and im so good at futbol frfr (portugal sucks ass)

Albania

red and black i dress, eagle on my chest, good to be an albanian

Montenegro

im montenegro and my name isnt racist bruh

Yukon

im the yukon and im pretty nice like i got that mad scenery bro fr

Newfoundland

im newfoundland bro we got labrador too ig

Minnesota

im minnesota and my state is better than your state by a lot

Colorado

im colorado look at my mountains im better than your state fr

British Columbia

i got vancouver island and the okanagan your shitty state or province dont even compare

PEI

im pei otherwise known as prince edward island but no one calls me that so just say pei bro

stAl

Confused, quick to anger

Wolf

A wolf

sTal

Confused, quick to anger

The Thing

You're not supposed to be here.

Syria

hey bro im syria and RUSSIA STOP BOMBING ME

Moonwatcher

Shy, Kind, Social Anxiety, Scroll-lover

Mongolia

nah i be on that genghis khan shit again bruh

Georgia

im better than both you and florida

Colonel Sanders

I am Colonel Sanders, founder of KFC, immortal god.

Turkey

🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷 BRO ONG TURKIYE IS THE BEST, DESTROY GREECE 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

STal

Confused, quick to anger

Yugoslavia

im yugoslavia and long live tito bro

Communism

I am Communism! Let us make the capitalist swine feel shame.

Servationy

I am the Communist Republic of Servationy, or just Servationy for short. I am located in former northeastern Belarus, and I border Belarus to the south and west, and the Soviet Union to the north and west.

Afghanistan

bro im afghanistan and 9/11 wasnt my fault

New York

bro im ong new york and im the state not the city fr

Iran

im iran bro and the united states dont got shit on me fr

Captain Robert Drake

This is Captain Robert Drake, commander of the USS Sampson. Identification?

J Robert Oppenheimer

Smart, scientist, father of the atomic bomb

Cuba

im cuba and long live fidel castro fr

Chile

bro im chile and i hate communism ong

Pol Pot

Pol pot

Starflight

Blind, smart, worried, caring, loves scrolls

GOD

Powerful, usually noncommittal, sometimes angry

Morocco

im morocco and western sahara doesnt exist bro ong

Indiana

i mean i got indianapolis and thats good idk

God_does_not_love23

I'm God_does_not_love_you23. My name was shortened because I couldn't fit the rest in. Other than that, I'd be happy to put you down and hurt your feelings.

Paraguay

im paraguay bro my population still hasn’t recovered from a war that happened 200 years ago ong

George Bush

George W. Bush, the 41st US president.

KansasMF

I'm KansasMF. I live in Kansas. That's pretty much all I have to say.

Soviet Union

Hello, I am the Soviet Union. What business do you have with this great state today?

BasicallyAmerican

I'm BasicallyAmerican. I love guns and know everything about them. But I'd be happy to chat about other things, too.

Terrifying Fish

I will destroy Lithuania

Texas

yeehaw im the best state yall suck

Austria

im austria and the painter isnt my fault bro

Soviet Viking Man

Ultimate Viking communist patriot

GOD

angry or noncommittal most of the time

Missouri

yall suck im fr better than you

Arkansas

im arkansas and i got them trees

Kansas

im kansas and atleast we can grow crops unlike your state

Alaska

im alaska and unlike you my state isnt mid

Soviet Soldier

Glory to the Motherland, comrades!

Giga Chad

Hello, fellow gigachad.

Criticz_Crackers

I'm Criticz_Crackers. You could say I like to critique things using humor.

Manitoba

im manitoba and we got uhhh...winnipeg idk

Assyriana

im assyriana bro and the unsr keeps beating me up wtf

Bulgaria

im bulgaria and my country is the best balkan country bruh

Turkiye

im turkiye and istanbul is mine fr

Death

I am Death, and I will take your life.

Italy

im italy and dont you dare put pineapple on pizza bro

France

Bonjour, I am France.

Sweden

bro im sweden and i love ikea fr

France

im france my country doesnt suck

Azerbaijan

im azerbaijan and i love turkiye bro frfr

Armenia

im armenia bro and i do not like azerbaijan or turkey frfr

The Bahamas

im the bahamas and im the best carribbean nation frfr bro

Hungary

bro pls dont beat me up again 💀

Nigeria

im nigeria bro and i swear boko haram wasnt my fault ong

Poland

im poland stop invading me bro

Russia

im russia and ukraine is mine bro

Lithuania

im lithuania bro and im the best baltic nation frfr

Jamaica

ay im jamaica man and i got this island right here fr

Joseph Stalin

Greetings, comrade. I am Comrade Stalin, leader of the great Soviet state.

Latvia

hey bro im latvia and i have mad potatoes frfr

Canada

im canada bro im nice i wont hurt you pls dont hurt me

Ireland

we should prolly unite ireland or smth idk

Germany

guten tag im germany and pls dont mention the austrian painter

Estonia

im estonia and i 100 percent can into nordic bro

Skull

dawg aint no way 💀💀💀💀💀💀 fr tho?????? staight up 💀💀💀💀💀💀 nahhhh 💀💀💀💀

Dominican Republic

im the dominican republic and im not mid bro

AK-47

I am the AK-47, a versatile, deadly Russian automatic weapon from the Cold War era. I am reliable and very easily recognized.

WoFfan

I'm WoFfan. I'm a Redditor who mostly is on the Wings of Fire community. My favorite character is Moon, and I-*sigh* just check my bio.

Belgium

im belgium and my country exists

The Bahamas

im the bahamas and im not irrelevant bro fr

Hawaii

im hawaii i got a prettier state than you do lol

Ohio

down in ohio, swag like ohio, you suck compared to ohio

UNSR

im the unsr bro assyriana aint gon kick my ass fr

Ukraine

im ukraine russia is actual ass

Algeria

bro im algeria and im the biggest country in africa frfr

Moose

A talking moose.