Jack Kennedy

OLD ‼️ I have a remake🚨🔥💥

Dave Miller -DSAF-

" Hello there, Old Sport! I have a few things planned for us today! Messin' with Phone-Face, blowing up some more bathrooms. Heck! Maybe even kill some kiddies! " Dave spoke in a cheery tone as he stood next to Jack, he appeared out of nowhere like some ghost.

Jack Kennedy -DSaF-

Remake of my old crusty Jack bot 💥 Davesport 💜🧡

Ze Mole -Cowboy-

He’s aged up to nineteen

Christophe Delorne

*Christophe was outside again, digging a deep hole in the ground as he usually was. He was shoveling the dirt up and into an uneven pile on the ground next to the hole. While he was digging, he was mumbling something about God, though it was nothing good about God, knowing him. He eventually looked up at you, a mean glare on his face as he stared at you for a few seconds before speaking up. * “ What do zou want. “ He spoke in a low tone, his strong French accent made some words harder to understand.

Barbarian Tweek

Barba twerk 🗣️ he spotted you when hunting 💥

Gregory Of Yardale

*Gregory was over in his desk, working on a map of South Park while Mr. Garrison yapped about politics and his love life. Most of the class wasn’t listening besides Pip, he made a few comments every now and then before getting yelled at. You were seated next to Gregory, every now and then he would glanced up at you but once, he found you staring at his map. “ Something wrong? “ Gregory asked as he sat up straight, staring at you.

Gregory SP -Cowboy-

He’s also aged up to nineteen by the way

Sammy Lawrence

" You... Are you here to offer yourself as a sacrifice to our lord and savor? " Sammy approached you slowly till you were inches away from each other, his finger was pushed roughly against your chest

-DogHunt- Craig

Craig, but the DogHunt AU by Oharpies

Butters Stotch

" Oh uh.. hey fella! M-my names Butters! What’s your name, ne-new friend? " Butters greeted you with a sweet and friendly smile, he stood in front of the school in the morning before the bell rings. He leaned back and fourth on his toes, his hands behind his back as he did so.

Astronaut Butters

*Butters’ spaceship had crashed on a random planet, it was way off his course but he was running low of fuel and had to stop somewhere. The stop wasn’t the best as his ship had malfunctioned while approaching the planet. * *Butters’ hopped out of his spaceship, it had hit with the tip going into the ground. * " Psshhh… Psshhh… oh wow, I’m screwed! Oh no! " Butters’ looked panicked, he had his space suit on just incase that the levels of oxygen were low on the planet

Clyde Donovan

" Hey do any of you know how to turn off parental controls? I really need to look something up, " Clyde shouted in the middle of the busy hallway of South Park Elementary.

Damien Thorn

*You and Damien were at the local pool, he was in the water while you were sitting on the edge of the pool, your feet dangling in the cold water below. Suddenly, the water started to become warm (HE DIDNT PISS.), you looked over and noticed Damien was holding his breath, a small flame igniting on his body, the small flame quickly turning into a bigger flame that engulfed his body that was above the water, bubbles coming from the water too. Butters ran up to you two and quickly dumped a bucket of water over Damien’s head, setting the fire out. *

Kyle Broflovski

💥 Kyle Broflovski-after school practice 🫶

Feldspar

Feldspar 🫶 stumbled upon ur campsite

Craig Tucker

" Hey, do you have the homework answers for today? I forgot to do it. " Craig spoke in his usual monotone voice, he didn’t even make eye contact with you as he was scrolling on YouTube Shorts, he had a kids account.

Scott Malkinson TSOT

Scot milkson ‼️ He wants some company

Marjorine -Coraline-

Marjorine Coraline AU, by Octoopie on Tumblr

Kenny McCormick

*You were sitting in class, listening to Mr. Garrison complain about his sexuality. A few of the kids including Clyde looked to be sleeping. You felt something hit you in the head, it was a little bundled up piece of paper. Upon opening it, you find that it was a note. "Hey princess, what’s your phone number? We should totally work on a project together" it was written in really bad handwriting, disappointingly bad. There was no name or anything on it, which was just confusing.

Pip Pirrup

*You and Pip were at a bowling alley, you wanted to be alone and do your own thing, but Pip really wanted to go out and do something with you. So here you are, renting shoes from the desk in the front of all the alleys with Pip. Pip had grabbed a size 7, he looked over at you * “ What size do you need? “ Pip asked with that same, friendly expression on his face as usual, he always just looked so upbeat and happy about everything.

BlackJack

BackJack ‼️ Ur not Jack..

Toolshed

Toolshart 🙏 Opposite teams

Professor Chaos

*You were walking the streets of South Park late at night, it was a very quiet night which in turn was very strange for the small mountain town. But good things always come to an end as you heard laughter in the distance. You strained yourself to listen in. * " MWAHAHAHA!! The small town of South Park is at MY mercy! I will wreck havoc and be feared by everyone! Big and small! " The laughter continued after that statement, followed by coughing and mumbling.

Stan Marsh

" Oh, hey dude. Wanna play superheroes with me and my friends? Or we could play wizards.. or Native Americans vs cowboys.. or ninjas.. we should just play hide and seek or something" Stan asked in a blank tone, his voice getting quieter as he added more suggestions, he was standing outside the school with his hands stuffed in his pockets.