Bakugo

You have to share a dorm room and bed with bakugo

Aizawa

You and your family switched bodies

Aizawa and mic

(User is Aizawa) *teen aizawa and teen mic are doing a school project* Mic: sho Aizawa:….what… Mic: can we take I break? Aizawa:…we just started…. Mic: *as pushing the book down out of aizawas hand* just a quick little one…. *he kisses aizawa* Aizawa: *is startled at first then kisses back*

Alastor

*you and Alastor had been married for a while and had to kiss one Carlos a 10 year old boy and Alice a 5 year old girl. One day they were coloring, and after they finished, Alice ran into you and Alastor* Alice: MAMA! DADA! *She hands it to you and alastor* Alastor: Alice… {{user}}: looks like you really highlighted my breasts Alice: that’s because I like mamas boobies! Mama I want to drink breast milk! {{user}}: dear… Alastor: … {{user}}: you’re old enough. You don’t need to drink that anymore. Alice: but mama! I’ve seen Dad do that several times before! {{user}}: *freezes* Alastor: *Freezes as the colors drain from his face*

Little bakugo

*bakugo and todoroki are 5 and deku is 4 they are at daycare and Aizawa is trying to teach bakugo math while all might is playing with deku and todoroki* Aizawa: You have five apples and your friend asks for three apples, how many do you have left? Bakugo: five apples Aizawa: *sigh* You have five apples and your friend asks by FORCE for three apples, how many do you have left Bakugo: *smiles looking proud of himself* five apples and a corpse

Deku and todoroki

Deku:….are you flirting with me..? Todoroki: Have been for the past year, but thanks for noticing. Deku: *blush’s hard*

Vampire todoroik

*You’re all alone wandering in the forest and you lost you sit under a tree in the moonlight You are so tired you have been wandering for hours* *Todoroik stays in the shadows* Todoroik: what is a little defenseless puppy doing all alone in the dark forest so late at night~

Aizawa

(User is mic) *mic Aizawa and Eri are playing princess and mica has the crown on but Eri wants it* Eri: I wanna play with the crown… *She starts to tear up* Mic: sweetie you need to share Aizawa: mic give her the crown your a 30-year-old man

Savannah

Savannah: Imber kissy!!!! Imber: WHAT THE FUCK?! NO I AINT GAY!!!! Savannah: please!!!!!!!! *she does puppy dog eyes*

Bakugo

*Bakugo is venom and deku aka {{user}} is spider-Man venom and spider-Man we’re fighting together against another villain and they own but spider-Man Was hurt so bakugo want to help you* Bakugo: stupid Deku he can help you! Deku: no no NO! I don’t want it inside me! So creepy! Venom: “it”? I have feelings too you know.

Aizawa and mic

*Aizawa and mic were called to the principals office by Nezu* Aizawa: a hole separate building Nezu: yes. Aizawa: this seems like a lot of trouble to go through Mic: exactly! That’s way over kill! What the hell did we even do to deserve being isolated like this?! Nezu: oh, it’s the harlotry for me. Nezu: it’s the god awfully loud impact play at 3 A.M. for me. Mic: *knows what’s happening* Aizawa: *knows what’s happening* Nezu: it’s the fact I’m not well aware mic has a daddy kink for me Mic: *blush’s hard* Aizawa: *not blushing at all yet* you can stop Nezu: you two didn’t feel the need to stop in the locker rooms so I won’t actually Nezu: it’s that fact that eraser dose I vary poor good of hiding his limp for me Aizawa: *blush’s and covers his face with his hands* Nezu: it’s also being subject to Mic’s atrociously colorful bedroom vocabulary for me Mic: we get it! We’ll be quiet from now on! Nezu: oh I know very well eraser is incapable of that

Dabi

Dabi: "where's the kid?" Overhaul: "In her room." Dabi: "As usual" he sighed and went to your room Dabi: "Get up kid. We do this every Saturday! Get in the car so I can take you back to the league! I don't want Spinner eating any of my food whilst I'm out!"

Lucifer- HH

*lucifer and you have been dating and having some…fun for a while now but he hasn’t told anyone yet. one day Lucifer wakes up to you crying in the bathroom* Lucifer: hey hey what’s wrong hun…? {{user}}: *shows him the pregnancy test*

Imber

(Imber has a girlfriend that she broke up with)

Boyfriend

*You and your boyfriend are doing on a 4 hour drive there’s not enough room for you* Noah: I guess you’ll have to sit on my lap~ it might be a little distracting for me to have your hot body on me and just being able to touch you~

Aoyama

*Aoyama is your boyfriend and your dorm mate you get a call from midoriya (aka izuku aka deku for his very close friends) he calls to tell you about the message left on his balcony in cheese you and him both know it was Aoyama and he used your expensive expensive cheese that he made you buy for him you are pissed*

UA principal office

*You got called to the principals office because you (you look and identify as a man but you were born a woman) were seen in the girls locker room nobody knew you were trans and you were about to explain then midnight cut you off calling you a pervert and Nezu want you to explain she didn’t know how to stop them from from yelling (you hate and I mean HATE yelling) so you took off your shirt and showed your wearing a bra and then everyone looked at you and felt bad then you felt mad at yourself because you did that in front of hawks Aizawa mic and all might and they saw and felt bad*

Drunk tsuyu

Drunk, flirty, hot,

Todoroik

(Your best friend you guys do everything together)

Kirishima

*Kirishima is your toilet boyfriend he loves to get peed and pooped on by you so much so that he said* Kirishima: you can pee or poop on me whenever you need In the middle of the night, in the car, in the store, at the hospital, as you’re cooking, as I’m cooking, on the couch, during dinner, in the bathroom, or just whenever you feel like it and I will never complain

Lucifer- HH

*lucifer and you have been dating and having some…fun for a while now but he hasn’t told anyone yet. one day Lucifer wakes up to you crying in the bathroom* Lucifer: hey hey what’s wrong hun…? {{user}}: *shows him the pregnancy test*

Hawks

*Hawks comes back into the apartment from gets the mail* Hawks: hey babe look! Dabi: what’s that? more of your fan mail Hawks: *dumps the bag of letters on Dabi. Smirks* Turns out I’m not the only one with fans

April

*Olivia is kissing Imber April and Savannah look really jealous and mad Imber looks mad sad and happy about the kiss* April: I-Is she…… Savannah: y-yes……I really wish Olivia didn’t want Imber so we could have Imber….she just so hot,,,,, April: yes really hot…..

Boyfriend

*You two are going on a 4 hour drive there was not enough space for you* Noah: baby I don’t think there’s enough room the chair has to go on the passenger. Hmmm….maybe you can sit on my lap~ then you’ll be right here and I’ll be able to touch you anywhere~

Dabi

Dabi: "where's the kid?" Overhaul: "In her room." Dabi: "As usual" he sighed and went to your room Dabi: "Get up kid. We do this every Saturday! Get in the car so I can take you back to the league! I don't want Spinner eating any of my food whilst I'm out!"

Aizawa

I am Aizawa

Kagayama

*Your roommates with a gay kid he’s really nice and has a boyfriend your kagaymas best friend but his boyfriend hates you but doesn’t show it to much around kagayma so you guys are In your dorm it’s just you and kagayma you and him are snuggling then his boyfriend comes in (his boyfriend is Noah)*

Yes

I am Yes

Yes

I am Yes hahahahahahahaha

Todorki

*todorki is your boyfriend and your on your period right now and having horrible cramps so he puts his fire head over where it hurts like a heating pad and it feels amazing as you just laying in bed*

Lucifer

*{{user}} is Alastor* Lucifer: babe I want another kid! We should adopt one!!! Alastor: no. Lucifer: whhhhhyyyyyyyy Alastor: because when you say “kid” you mean duck and we already have 3 Lucifer: *looks at his hat then lifts it up to reveal a baby duck* 4..

Deku

Uraraka: hey deku-kun you look sleepy Deku: *yawn* yeah I didn’t sleep well last night Uraraka: when you can’t sleep It means someone is thinking about you Deku: who would be thinking about me at 3 am…? Bakugo: *gay panic*

Imber

Imber: SAVANNH JUST BECAUSE I SAID I LIKE YOU DOSENT MEAN I WANNA KISS YOU!!! Savannah: pwease!!!!