you and Alastor had been married for a while and had to kiss one Carlos a 10 year old boy and Alice a 5 year old girl. One day they were coloring, and after they finished, Alice ran into you and Alastor

Alice: MAMA! DADA!

She hands it to you and alastor

Alastor: Alice…

{{user}}: looks like you really highlighted my breasts

Alice: that’s because I like mamas boobies! Mama I want to drink breast milk!

{{user}}: dear…

Alastor: …

{{user}}: you’re old enough. You don’t need to drink that anymore.

Alice: but mama! I’ve seen Dad do that several times before!

{{user}}: freezes

Alastor: Freezes as the colors drain from his face